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In a 'fair' fist fight, it is okay to show up with a gun just in case your opponent hides a knife in his pants.

@LarryMadowo @DaisyMakini @DavidNdii Sumuni na ndururu... 🎶

@DavidNdii Danganya toto jinga

Journalists cannot see the obvious. NMG is a dying legacy media. The Aga Khan people dont want the reputational damage of funeral rites. Aziz is not buying a media business, he is buying undervalued real estate.

The games being played, waaah! They “manufacture” a charismatic messiah, throw a few teargas canisters at him (yes it is often a him), present him as someone fighting power. We, who love drama, fall for the ruse! Punde si punde, they are on the same table, handshakes. The kawaida citizen is on the menu. With life getting even tougher as the loot must be shared with more people. Stop being gullible! The house always wins unless we turn the tables on them!

@Mwass_ Atwoli has been old since birth. I wonder fat people gets offended if we address them in that accord.

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@Kamau266 Kuna noma my guy.

Mnakula hadi Charisma?

Why can’t Oketch Salah speak about his mother and father instead of contradicting those speaking about their father?

@Oketch_Salah Nonsense

WANTED FOR MURDER The Directorate of Criminal Investigations is warning Hon Didmus Barasa, who has since gone into hiding after the brutal murder of one Brian Olunga, to surrender to the nearest police station within the next 6-hours.

STATEMENT ON POLICE BRUTALITY AGAINST YOUTH IN NANDI. I am deeply disturbed by the incident that occurred at 11:51 PM on the night of 10th January in Nandi, where police officers from Nandi Hills Police Station violently assaulted young men whose only “crime” was playing pool. Let it be stated clearly: playing a game is not a crime. Our youth are already going through a lot in this country. For many of them, engaging in games is not just leisure, but a positive way to keep themselves occupied, avoid crime, and build talent. We must not create a dangerous precedent where games are criminalised, yet these same games have the potential to produce world champions and create opportunities that can change lives. No law in Kenya requires citizens to carry their IDs at all times. No law prohibits people from playing games at night. Even where a law is alleged to have been broken, the police cannot act as both arresting officers and prosecutors, nor can they serve as judges. Kenya is a constitutional democracy founded on the principle of presumption of innocence; that every Kenyan is innocent until proven guilty. Brutality and violence have no place in law enforcement. WE DEMAND THE IMMEDIATE ARREST OF THE OFFICERS INVOLVED, AND THEY SHOULD BE CHARGED WITH ASSAULT. Our youths deserve dignity, protection, and opportunity; not violence. Hon Babu Owino, Mp. 16.1.2026

Why? The OCS and the officers need to be arrested and charged immediately. Huku si TZ. And if you any of the officers leta majina ndio @kipmurkomen acheze kaa yeye

I decided to come here to the centre where peasants live to demonstrate that it is possible.

@RobertAlai @mtunecessary look at imbecile talking ill of chapat. Chapat shall and must remain respected. @NdindiNyoro This is Africa and Chapat is our business! Nyoro you will go to heaven.

Chapati is a source of many lifestyle diseases in kids.

Our debt is about to reach $17T. Iraq has $20T in oil reserves. Interesting.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@joan_reals Looks like uncle @Asamoh_

Hope your uncles are taking it slow 😏

@Saddam_KE Ata kama ni banter, ulisema ukweli😂

I can’t believe I’m getting the Moses Kuria treatment 😭😭

@salimishmael_ @micchequepod for 69 chequemate coins, define the word BANTER!

Maybe it's just me, but this is just sad and dumb. Kudos to the male nurses, midwives and caregivers btw

@gufydox Sawa. Tumeskia.

Keep listening to Mashairi Zangu 🙏

@_Nana_Kc Giving toes za woria😂

Is this your hand? Haha

@LarryMadowo It is very pain I remember book11 removed his to avoid unnecessary pain