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@elonmusk @Grummz your getting ratioed and you own the site @elonmusk #nothingbettertodo

@Grummz 🤣🤣

Hasan blocked Elon after challenging him to "fight me in Elden Ring." 😂 Calls Hasan "a chickenshit retard." Never deleting this app.

@charliekirk11 2019 to 2022, the rate of maternal mortality cases in Texas rose by 56%, @charliekirk11 does not care about moms and women. Feeling hurt over this, what a pussy

Jasmine Crockett continues to embarrass herself, the state of Texas, and the US Congress by referring to Governor Greg Abbott as “Governor Hot Wheels.” Gov. Abbott was paralyzed at the age of 26 when an oak tree fell and crushed his spine while jogging. This woman is trash.

@scotub @LastWeekTonight @scotub Peter Daszak is my uncle

I tagged the wrong show! @LastWeekTonight (sorry @thisweektonight - I don’t think you ever platformed Peter Daszak)

Hey, @ThisWeekTonight, remember when you credulously platformed @PeterDaszak and some of us tried to warn you? Would love to see a mea culpa next season!

@tedlieu @POTUS @VP ted, why did you sign nancy Mace letter? We expect better from you. washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…

Thank you to the American people. Thank you @POTUS and @VP. Thank you #AmericanRescuePlan. Democrats deliver #ForThePeople

@KyleKulinski kyle you going to retract that video today? thehill.com/policy/interna…

Excuse me what??

@XydexxUnicorn @yung_Jabba @InnuendoStudios @IAmGryphoneer if biden wins we move closer to the right? How does this make sense? Winning elections brings us closer to progressive values. This is how Republicans play the game. If we lose, we need to move further to the right to gain their voters, why reach out to leftists who didnt vote.

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@ElyseWillems Elyse when will the next slater video be up? the first one was hilarious

If anyone's willing to cut together the "Elyse Willems: Road to Aquaman Supercut" lmk

@BillSimmons Cmon bill, we both know this will end well for the pats

Ugh.

@julieturkewitz @fstockman Mitch just heard you on the daily, are you sure you are not jim gaffigan

In 2006, Keith Ellison emerged as a Democratic Party star. Now a former girlfriend accuses him of emotional injury, turning the case into a test among liberals: Where to draw the line between a messy relationship and an abusive one. With @fstockman. nyti.ms/2NssrUO

@sarahjeangrant @avbc Is it Sarah, it tastes like a jolly ranchers asshole

@ChipotleTweets If I follow you chipotle will you follow me back? Why does chance get a following but not your #1 fan

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@RahulKohli13 Love you on funhaus star wars podcast

@emilyitatani I’m fine as hell girl

He’s ok

uu @charterfitness

@FenneLily When are you touring in USA?

no such thing as a bad banana, just an unripe one you impatient savage