Devanshu Pundlik

Your need for acceptance, will make you invisible in this world.

Stay humble ehhh!!!! @ErlingHaaland

Supreme fkin Leader 🔥, from gas can days to 3 FIRs I’ve seen it all !! I am not the same person anymore after watching this Incredible hour #StillAlive #Samay

@rehesamay Supreme fucking leader 🔥, I am not the same person anymore after watching this. #Samayraina #StillAlive

Grief is the price you pay for Love. Because it would be sad if it wasn’t sad isn’t it?

Just watched this legendary cinema 🎥

@Ryanair Tf???

finally celebrating something

@kunalkamra88 @BeerBicepsGuy Wtff? Kamra isn’t this samay’s fault here, who put that joke in the first place.

30+ artists including me were summoned by authorities for being on Latent. The whole comedy fraternity took a hit because of how stupid you’re. Shows were canceled, Venues pulled out, Judgements made, the pathetic shadow of your stupidity still continues to make lives of funny comedians difficult. You didn’t even care to understand that side. Stop pretending to be the nice guy you’re not. Take your cheque’s, lower your gaze & be very ashamed. You’re a contraceptive for creativity, stop milking this & go back to what you do best which is being a hurdle for upward social change while FraudCasting & clout chasing…

It took me and my team 10 years to build BeerBiceps and The Ranveer Show to where they were. And in one incident, a large part of it was shaken. When the team looked to me for next steps, I found myself going back to Sant Kabir’s doha: धीरे-धीरे रे मना, धीरे सब कुछ होय, माली सींचे सौ घड़ा, ऋतु आए फल होय। A simple reminder that growth takes time, and so does rebuilding.

Moments like these humble us so bad, I literally start to think does this club deserves a trophy

@thetanmay Finally!! bro remembered his password @thetanmay please make sure the podcasts are in person rather than zoom calls

Hello, looking for a content producer for my second channel. Somebody into business, start ups, health, finance, pop culture (basically my twitter timeline) so thought I'd put it out here on Twitter itself. Here's a form to apply: Thank you! binary.so/y92V7GC

@viraj_sheth Open heart surgeries

what industries is claude not disrupting? wrong answers only

Holy mother of Christ, this generation is doomed beyond words.

Just heard this somewhere. Work becomes a vice… a man has as many masters as he does vices. Only a slave quantifies its existence through productivity.

@Chiraxxxxxx You heard this from me remember?

I heard this somewhere: The true measure of a man’s worth is not how much money he has nor his body nor his looks nor even his mind. It lies in the straightness of his back, how straight he can hold his spine in a chaotic world and How well he walks through hell…

Faahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Fuck Arsenal, fuck the players, fuck premier League, fuck football and fuck me for supporting this team rubbish.

“Rising Silver prices indicates stress elsewhere…” Kaju Katli is sadly impacted the most It is now coming without silver.

@Dominos_UK Domino’s tastes great

tell a joke in 3 words

Chat is ts tuff? 🥀🥀 #VALORANT

@aashay_fc @mrtechsense I have calculated the exact avg ticket size it’s around 2.5k

200000 tickets in 6 months!!! Just calculate the ARR of samay raina’s shows now

@plot_twistttt Three of us

Tell me the movie name? Wrong answers only