Maya Mikhailov 🌻

@CatchKristen Kiddo is coming into a world with a badass mom who has seen sh*t and will not take sh*t. Lucky indeed!

Any data on stress inducing labor 2-3 weeks early? See, I announced the shut down of our company on Monday, went viral for it on Tuesday, spent Wednesday and Thursday trying to pull a deal and learned Friday that our bank failed with the last of our funds. Let's wait & see 🤗🤰

Goooooooooooooal ⚽️🇺🇸 #usmnt

Rocky introducing #USMNT is giving me all the feels. Stand up! Stand strong! 🥺 🇺🇸⚽️🏆 #WorldCup2022

@LM_Braswell Sometimes it works out 😉

OH in SF: “I couldn’t give my boyfriend the full allocation he wanted in my seed round, so he floated the idea of us getting married instead” 😂

We have gone from Hand of God, to Offside Toe 🇪🇨vs 🇶🇦 #FIFAWorldCup2022

@ArmanHezarkhani Putting that down as a Marketing Expense?

Guys I got a blue checkmark AMA

AI fits precisely into the category of technologies that are over-estimated in the near run and under-estimated in the long run. We’re now starting to approach the “long run”.

This is the team I have been waiting to show up all season 🥹 #LiverpoolFC

@terronk If it makes you feel better NYC is paying McKinsey $4M to fly around the world looking at other cities trash bins. gothamist.com/news/nyc-order…

San Francisco is the Florida Man of bad governance. If you ever read a headline about some absurd local ratfuckery like this, you know exactly where it happened without having to be told.

@jan_dutkiewicz I am so excited for this!! How was the texture?

First fish I’ve eaten in well over a decade, but no fish had to die for me to eat. Cellular agriculture is a trip. Words fail me. 🧫🐟🍣

@matt_levine I don’t know what you did to deserve this, but you become a modern day Sisyphus.

There is no need to order Money Stuff to do what it is already doing and this newsletter is now moot. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

@Geletka So sorry to hear and hoping you are on the mend soon ❤️‍🩹

2020 Covid stuck hard. Knocked me out with 4 weeks of bilateral pneumonia and killed my grandmother. Lost a bunch of other folks we know too. Now it’s struck me again. It’s not as bad, but still hell. And this shit is still very real. Be careful world.

@mfyameen @midjourney Thank you for fueling my nightmares.

Orcs + Hobbits = creepy version of The Last Supper @midjourney 😂

via @NYTimes today I played the role of Alice falling down a chocolate bunny rabbit hole and it was delicious. nytimes.com/2022/10/01/bus…

@LucinaDraws We (humans). See above please.

@ThisisMayaM Who's we?

They say it's "soulless"

@pos_pisces @Suhail I was trying to say we (humans) might not say nature is soulless, but we (humans) treat it like it like sh*t so we (humans) act like it is. I was trying to a point about the environment but nvm. Clearly wrong place.

@ThisisMayaM @Suhail no one is saying that about nature lol

Note to future self: Twitter is not for subtlety.

@loganbartlett Tweet like it might be printed out for HR

Dance like no ones watching Sing like no ones listening Text like it might end up in discovery

@businessbarista Been called worse.

You have to be slightly crazy to start a startup.