Thomas Martyn

"I decided to just swing at the next one and somehow I really middled it! If I close my eyes I can almost feel it now..." Enjoyed chatting to @nmartyn25 about his return to an England squad 🧤 🏏 theguardian.com/sport/2026/may… @eng60scricket

Very proud of @nmartyn25! Playing for England in two different sports!! ⚽️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏏

@TFinnAgain @jamesallcott Ripple?? 🤔

The butterfly effect that now separates Leicester & Everton by 2 leagues 🦋 ———— If James Maddison decided not to go out the night he met his wife… 👩‍❤️‍👨 They wouldn’t have got pregnant & found out they were having twins the day before a crucial 6 pointer against Everton in May 2023.. 🤰🏼 Causing Maddison to take the penalty off Vardy (who had scored 34 penalties for Leicester) because Maddison wanted to do the “rock the baby” celebration 👶🏼 Which was saved by Jordan Pickford after a quick check of his water bottle which read: ‘James Maddison - Stay - 60% centre' 💦 Which turned out to be absolutely crucial on the final day as Everton avoided the drop and finished above Leicester by just 2 points, relegating them and starting their downward spiral to League 1👇🏼 Had Vardy taken it, there’s a good chance Leicester and Everton positions could be in reverse positions right now & it could be Everton in League 1 😮‍💨 It’s a funny old game. #LCFC #EFC

@jamesallcott @Flav_Bateman Only Forwards 🐌

Happy JAFFN Day People ✊ @Flav_Bateman youtube.com/watch?v=Fk2Qqs…

Everton have built all 3 stadiums in this photo

@jamesallcott 🐌🐌🐌

We're all slugs Jay... We're all slugs

Richarlison pre match comments on Spurs & Everton coach welcomes: “I know we have a big game v Notts Forest but I was a little disappointed by the this coach welcome. I mean it was good but maybe because what I witnessed at Everton was nothing short of sensational”

🔝🗑️ Here's where Iliman Ndiaye’s goal against Chelsea crossed the line. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 In England, we call this the 'Postage Stamp' or 'Top Bins'. 🇧🇬 In Bulgaria, they call this 'the place where spiders have sex'. What do you call it where you're from?

Define Top Bins ...........👀👀👀💙👊 Ndyaie just defined it 👊💙

This is the most top bins a top bin can top bin

Fkn boss this @everton

David Moyes doing an outstanding job at Everton. The second time - two decades apart - he's taken the club from relegation fringes to possible UCL contention without serious investment. Doesn't speak the LinkedIn language or hide behind philosophy talk so he goes under the radar.

@Flav_Bateman COYB!!!

Chelsea getting pumped.

@Flav_Bateman LOVE IT!!

Probably the best summation of the disparity of treatment between Everton and Chelsea’s (courtesy of @AHunterGuardian)

Interesting that in the Everton points deduction verdict the Premier League said “A financial penalty for a club that enjoys the support of a wealthy owner is not a sufficient penalty” and that “the requirements of deterrence, vindication of compliant clubs, and the protection of the integrity of the sport demand a sporting sanction in the form of a points deduction’. Presumably the Chelsea fine (which ultimately is just a deduction from what billion dollar Clearlake will pay to billionaire Abramovich from the £150m held back at the deal date) is then neither punishment, a deterrent or protecting the integrity of the sport? If I was an Everton or Forest fan would not be happy with this outcome.

Everton overspent over 3-year cycles but committed breaches deemed not to be deliberate The punishment put the club's PL status at risk Chelsea funded years of glory with deliberate acts of deception The punishment. Have they really got one? Comment⤵️ liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football…

@jamesallcott Nigel Martyn 😉

What is the one thing you'd want in your team if you were stepping in to manage a team in a relegation battle? You can only pick ONE.

@Joel_M_Clarke As far as I know, Martyn has the best clean sheet record for Everton in the Premier League era. 0.5 so one every other game. Pickford has been great and is improving every season it seems but Martyn is still better.

This tore me apart inside, but this is the best Everton team in my lifetime.

@Joel_M_Clarke Gk. Martyn Rb. Coleman Cb. Jagielka CB. Stones Lb. Baines Dm. Gueye Cm. Gravesen Am. Cahill Lm. Pienaar (service to team) Grealish/Ndiaye(ability) Rm. Arteta St. Rooney