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Thomas Merzlak

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you’ve caught me at a bad time, so why don’t you piss off | film studies student, fan of stuff that’s good

Orc City Katılım Ağustos 2021
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lilyspoons@theroxons·
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ali@probablyalissa·
Omw to make it eight
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gabby@MISERABLEN0W·
i hold the opposite opinion to the masses on matty healy, in that i think he makes mediocre music but gives a great interview
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Clem@TheClemReport·
I will never eat a Buncha Crunch again if it’s an April Fools thing. You can’t set up an April Fools joke on March 30th. It’s uncouth and I only eat couth candy
thicc moranis@Thicc_Moranis

@TheClemReport Clem, it’s more revolutionary than the movie itself (going to ignore the fact that it’s 100% and April fools thing)

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Stephen Georg@Stephen_Georg·
a snowman came to life and the best guess we had was “it’s probably the hat”
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sergio tahini@_sergiotahini·
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Rolo Tony@PoorOldRoloTony·
But what if I like being an adult and watching movies?
Manuel São Bento@manuelsbento

THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE / #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie proves that cinema is still the place where we can all become children again. It reaffirms that this saga holds a deep soul through its ability to evoke cherished memories, offering a strong feeling of absolute escapism, powered by jaw-dropping, stunning animation, a nostalgic score & a cast that understands the tone perfectly. I will never not love something as pure as this.

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ETA frat leader@CHRISF0GLE·
Lots of people say “ai can write as well as humans” when what they really mean is “humans can write as badly as ai.” Easy mistake
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sydney@mornings0da·
Something so gauche and tacky about people who earnestly refer to others as “creatives”
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·
Gnomes are very smart despite being very tiny. Phrenologists would love to study their skulls, but the gnomes won't let them - They wear the pointy hat as a deterrent
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isabel beatty@isabeatty·
AI writing makes me marvel at the POSSIBILITIES of technology. Like how is it possible the computer was force fed that many books and seemingly none of them were “The Elements of Style”
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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog·
You can misbehave as much as you like in a circular classroom . The teacher has nowhere to put you
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cav empty@cavempty_·
i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on
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