Thomas

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Thomas

@ThomasSarutobi

Pleasanton, TX Katılım Temmuz 2022

79 Takip Edilen51 Takipçiler

Thomas@ThomasSarutobi·14 May

My admin did this to us last year ordering a pallet of water from Walmart 🫩

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Kabuto King@KabutoKing_·4 May

“Just getting back into the hobby… Can I buy your showcase for 70%?”

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Thomas@ThomasSarutobi·3 May

Gave the cat some tres leches now she’s gonna chase that dragon for life

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TyphlosionX@NotAlexOnX·2 May

All your local scalpers at the next Pokémon restock.

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Wellthought@Wellthought7·29 Nis

HOLY FUCK... dorohedoro is on fucking fire rn

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·26 Nis

Companies replacing junior roles with AI and then wondering why they can't find senior talent in five years is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·26 Nis

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN·21 Nis

No one talks about how the quickest cure for imposter syndrome is simply sitting in a meeting with very high-level corporate executives.

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Thomas@ThomasSarutobi·18 Nis

@megsaidwot Glad I picked up mine last year

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megs@megsaidwot·17 Nis

this card went kinda crazy huh 😂

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Mac@GoodPoliticGuy·6 Nis

Conservatives don’t even try to justify the war in Iran now they just look at you like this

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Great Value Beyoncé@tieshatwo·5 Nis

I knew everyone would be under here saying it’s cheap lol. A townhome use to be $1000. Stop normalizing price hikes like they want you to.

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Thomas@ThomasSarutobi·6 Nis

My supervisor got an ass chewing on my behalf for something that turned out to not even be my fault.

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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·4 Nis

The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

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Your Pal Al@keithubermensch·5 Nis

Fucking up the pressure and OceanGate-ing my 60 year old cockatoo because I was trying to get content for the gram

Science girl@sciencegirl

There is a guy who takes his pet party on adventures Here he is scuba diving in the Bahamas 📹bebebirdparrot

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Carl Zha@CarlZha·5 Nis

Can we get an update, please?

Pro-America | Politics & Markets@Pro__Trading

Nobody will be complaining about gas prices in a month when we've taken all of Iran's oil and gas is $1.25/gal.

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jake@wormpuller·5 Nis

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

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beni 🧠@boyhell·28 Mar

as an actual private person i can tell you that people act very odd when they cannot figure out what is going on in your life

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mpls molly@mollywidstrom·23 Mar

welp there's my answer. no one is going to be investigating the insider trading.

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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 SEC Enforcement Director Margaret Ryan who resigned last week, reportedly fought with agency bosses after calling for investigation into Trump family's misconduct.

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