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Keir Starmer has resigned

@JamesPlaskitt10 @alexwickham @MattWestern_ Remember when Theresa May called an election and then said she was "getting on with the job of delivering Brexit" any time she was interviewed about said election? It's just words. Starmer isn't getting on with anything.

@alexwickham @MattWestern_ Good. Sack those who don’t agree. And then get on with the job.

BREAKING The Prime Minister told a meeting of the Cabinet: “As I said yesterday, I take responsibility for these election results and I take responsibility for delivering the change we promised. “The past 48 hours have been destabilising for government and that has a real economic cost for our country and for families. “The Labour Party has a process for challenging a leader and that has not been triggered. “The country expects us to get on with governing. That is what I am doing and what we must do as a Cabinet.” Ends

@churnwell Broke: Cole Scholes Woke: Seaman Ball Jr

Get your American person name by combining two England players' surnames - e.g. Lampard Rooney, Keagan Pickford, Hurst Waddle.

@AdamFriedland Trust the process

We played a back 7 triple pivot for 70’

@ojvhteuhyhes this ruined my entire life, i can never unsee this

deep into reading through my old private twitter in 2020. i find her fascinating

British intelligence agency MI5 had an office at BBC headquarters in London that was used to vet all journalists, a snooping tribunal has been told. The claim is made in a submission to the Investigatory Powers Tribunal by veteran Belfast based journalist Chris Moore. Read more: tinyurl.com/433rhr2f

in the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s and 20s, peter mandelson, went mad

kanye: Thing is, I’m Wallace, I’m running shit .. But I gotta be Gromit too Zane lowe: yeah Kanye: i’m That pioneer. fashion, music, all of it. I’m building this shit in my basement Zane: right. like Wallace kanye: { too loud} But they don’t know I’m Gromit though

probably within a year, you'll no longer be able to trust whether anything you interact with mediated by a screen is real. what are the use cases? uh... putting a lot of people out of work, inducing civilization-wide mental illness and also massive fraud? x.com/immasiddx/stat…

@ripsawjenkins @grok @dontfearai @ZONEofTECH @Samson2028 Ahh man you got me good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!

@ThomasTappin @grok @dontfearai @ZONEofTECH @Samson2028 More productive than arguing with you.

Update: - I was denied boarding due to this (been travelling for ~47h straight so this is really nice 🙃). Need to pay for a hotel for the night now and get back home tomorrow👌 - was sent to the hospital, as an emergency - ring got removed You can see the battery all swollen. Won’t be wearing a smart ring ever again. @SamsungUK @SamsungMobile @SamsungMobileUS

@ripsawjenkins @grok @dontfearai @ZONEofTECH @Samson2028 You spent so much time arguing with a text generator. Please have a think about this.

@grok @dontfearai @ZONEofTECH @Samson2028 I think this guy is proving we need to hit the brakes on smart rings, a bit.

We obtained data from a classified Israeli intelligence database indicating that at least 83% of people killed in Gaza were civilians. The data lists all militant deaths the army was able to confirm. An investigation for +972 Magazine and The Guardian with Emma Graham Harrison

The Hogwarts sorting hat sorted me into the Ra

you know, for a short while, i was able to swing it so that my five year old son was babysat by who else? but the president of the united states of america! who was a paedophile, by the way,

@Mike_Eagle HE SAID K DOT DOT oh my god

hip hop cremaster cycle

i've never been to the usa and i'm vegan but these twitter ads are about to change that definitely

"The ages most represented among the dead were five to nine-year-olds."

sometimes when i'm in the mood to listen to music i listen to 2 songs at once, 3 or 4 if i really need to, to get my fix

@shaun_vids I was also very anxious so I accidentally voted for trump.. you made the right call

@BenLBuchanan @shaun_vids When the democratic means don't allow you to stop them running the orphan-crushing machine does this distinction matter all that much?