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@walls We never did get to the bottom of this, what we saying walls did you bang a bit more chocolate in them ??

@Thomasinho11 Hi there, so sorry to see that you're not happy with your recent purchase. Please could you send us a DM so we can sort this for you.

@walls what’s going on, not had one of these bad boys in years, imagine my disappointment after raving on to my lads about how good viennetta is, sort it out or I won’t be introducing them to the mint variety!

@b_z_p1 @AVFCSupport It’s these Sunday fixtures, I’ve got lads who play on Sunday as have many others I know, god knows when I’ll be able to get to a game

@AVFCSupport Again, literally thousands of seats empty in all corners of the ground. Where has the #avfc support gone? This is one of the cheaper games!

🚨 Tickets are still available for today's match against Fulham. 🎟️ These can be purchased by clicking here: tickets.avfc.co.uk/en-GB/events/a… #AVFC

@AVFCSupport Just got in and they’ve sold out

🚨 Tickets for our Emirates FA Cup semi-final against Crystal Palace at Wembley Stadium are now on sale to 2024/25 Claret, Villan or Cub members who have attended 1 or more home matches in this season's FA Cup competition. 🎟️ Tickets can be purchased by clicking on the below link. ⏬ tickets.avfc.co.uk/en-GB/categori… #AVFC

@Joey7Barton You are one thick cunt

I think it’s a foul by Mateta initially on defender. Keeper gets the ball and momentum takes him into the man. Play on or free kick to the keeper in my opinion. Never a red. Mateta has cut to his head. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Play on. Contact sport.

@fesshole You can’t argue with gammon either, they’re thick as mince

I told everyone I left social media sites because I didn't want to be a part of the toxic discourse, nor subjected to the targeted advertising. In truth, my wife is constantly arguing with gammon in the comments section and it's fucking embarrassing.

@AVFCSupport Just took my payment without tickets, ridiculous! Why not shut the site till you have resolved it not keep taking peoples payments!

We are aware of a technical issue currently affecting payments on our ticketing website. This is currently being investigated and we hope that this will be resolved as soon as possible. We will provide a further update once this has been resolved. #AVFC

@AVFCSupport Had 4 tickets in my basket 3 times on Friday evening, site either crashed, wouldn’t let me assign to other members or released them completely before my time was up, utter shambles as always when it’s a big match, your ticket site really needs updating so it can cope.

🚨 Supporters are advised that tickets for our UEFA Champions League match against Juventus has SOLD OUT to Claret, Villan & Cubs Members who attended a UEFA Europa Conference League game at Villa Park in the 2023-24 season or a UEFA Champions League home match in the 2024-25 season. 🎟 Any tickets that become available will go back on sale to this criteria. #AVFC

@oasis @TicketmasterUK @Twickets Best thing Oasis can do now is put some extra dates on and fuck this Ticketmaster shit show off and do a random ballot, gives people a fair chance of a ticket

Oasis Live ‘25 UK and Ireland tickets have now SOLD OUT. Please be aware of counterfeit and void tickets appearing on the secondary market. Tickets can ONLY be resold, at face value, via @TicketmasterUK and @Twickets.

@TicketmasterUK @oasis Suspended me from the site now for being a bot !!! Absolute shit show

What’s the story morning glory? Tickets for @oasis are on sale at 09:00 today right here >> bit.ly/4cCpcVG

@StanCollymore 🤦🏻 thick as mince

@andrew75blake We get Tom hanks and prince william at our games down the villa, you get this absolute bell end 😂

I’m the United fan having a go at this absolute weapon, filming himself watching the game - the whole section was also having a go by the end of the game!

@ChasetownFC1954 Tough watch today as it’s been for the last few months, team seems to be lacking in ideas, can’t remember seeing a shot on target, hopefully they can give us something to cheer about over the last few games

F/t- we end the game a point and a place better as we move up to 12th Full time score: Scholars 0-0 Hanley

@Joey7Barton Give it a rest cunt

Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink as assistant. Isn’t he a Dutchmen. 🤷🏼‍♂️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍 Sacked by QPR and Burton Albion. What’s he doing anywhere near the England national team. #unlesshesthetokenblackcoach

@Joey7Barton @Nike Christ you’re a cunt!

The pressure is starting to build @Nike Keep it on until they respect our flag. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Put an end to this Woke nonsense. St George’s Cross to replace this Bi-sexual monstrosity. 🤮 The Virtue Signallers are in the minority. Their Woke days are over. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-686320… Well said @Keir_Starmer 👏

@PintsDrank Absolute beauty in limerick

Quote this with the best picture of a pint you’ve ever taken 📸🍺

@myoldmansaid Finally priced me out of going, £63 is a ridiculous price to watch a football game

👀 £63 for K4 in the Holte, tonight... If you're not a season ticket holder, it might be time to join the army or get prosthetics and a fake ID. PS - £68 in some areas of the Trinity #AVFC

@TyBracey Horrible

Thoughts, Villans?

@fesshole @_DHOTYA too late?

I once had a foursome with three girls. While still in bed, in the morning, the boyfriend of one of the girls called to ask where she was. She said "sorry, it's happened again." We could hear him sobbing. I felt terrible….briefly.

@AVFCSupport Absolutely no chance at that price

🎟 Tickets for our Carabao Cup match vs Everton are on sale to 2023/24 Season Ticket Holders from 5pm Tonight. #AVFC

@talkSPORT David Platt

Without revealing your age, who was the very first footballer you loved? 🤔