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@JayDaIceGoat @UnoNoId @2023LeBronMVP @SpursCulture Bless you. Don’t know what these clowns are on.

@UnoNoId @2023LeBronMVP @SpursCulture saying watch games not stats mfs when Jokic is the best player in the league to not only watch but stat wise too LOL. Theres genuinely no way you make that claim and never watch a nuggets game.

“I think Jokic is the best offensive player. I don’t think he’s the best player… I think it’s between Giannis and Shai.” “When I come back on the court, I think it will be me.” This mf wasn't lying

@Unserious_Exrha There’s nothing like ‘pure baller’

They all failed to juggle the football except one pure baller😂😮‍💨💙

@OmoSaaja @ACrowd34 😂🤣

@ACrowd34 Otungbemidebe😂

The guy she was cheating with whom she has known for 3 months messaged me and asked me to leave his girlfriend that they are planning to marry, someone I have been dating for 4yrs. When he told me they have known for like 3 months, I asked him if 3 months was enough to marry someone, he said he loves her, I said okay. The guy even sent me private videos I did with my girl that were in my girl's phone which he took without her knowing as a prove that he has caught her cheating on him. I called my girl that night to ask if she knows the number because I told her the number chatted me, she said it was a girl. I pressed further, she then accepted it was a guy but they are not doing anything. I ended the call, message the guy to meet me in person the next day. I drove to the venue, when the guy saw me he greeted me with two hands and called me "boss good afternoon sir", me self weak. When I gave the guy the details of our relationship, the guy begged me that he would like us to join hands run the girl street. We can even be running threesome, I told him to relax. The guy even apologized to me join. He showed me the sex videos with him and my babe, I took all of them from him. When he was leaving I gave him 20k to pay transport. The guy probably told the my girl and asked her to stay away from him, she came to my house crying and begging. I asked my gateman to open the gate for her, I welcomed home and assured her that I have forgiven her. Three months after the incident, I went to her place with my people and requested for marriage list, which they gave me. Then I made up a story with my friend of how my business has been bad and customs seized my goods, my lubricant business in PH folded. She even went to PH with me to meet my sales girl. Ever since then she has been the one providing for me. I made her move in with me after her rent expired so that we can spend the rent money. She has given me money 3 times to try some businesses and I just paid in the money into my account and told her the businesses failed. She fuels my car, provide every single thing that we use in the house. Buys me clothes and other things. Give me pocket money. She is hoping that things will get better tomorrow and I will marry her. I really spent money on this girl then. Well, I have taking more than I gave to her. I want to take away all her time. It's almost 3yrs since the cheating incidence happened. She has lived with me for almost 2years now and have had 7 abortions. Once she completes 5years of living with me and taking care of me, by then she will be 31yrs, I will then break up with her and send her out of my house, then marry within 2 months after that. I'm already dating the girl I intend to marry.

@itsSh0la @ACrowd34 Wahala😂

@ACrowd34 I just read it completely, you’re a more wicked man than I am. I like it for you.

@MutonhodzaPhil @Finest_Surgeon But no sense. Sad.

@Finest_Surgeon I have time

Went for an exam for surgical residency slot that year, 21 slots available, over a 100 doctors, 5 females, one of the examiners told us that the 5 females automatically had the 5 slots and the rest of us were to battle it out for the remaining 16 slots. That day I didn't hear any of those ladies (one of whom I know very well to be a staunch feminist) complain about equality.

@OladepoVictor4 @auntyKKK_ 😂😂😂🤣🤣

@auntyKKK_ Doubliuuussss 🥂 Keep going, Queen 👑.... You're doing well, jhoor. Guys in the CS saying negative words, pls stop... Let's give her words of encouragement it's really not easy.

I sure say I don fuck pass my parents and I’m half their ages. Less than half. God💔 We pray our children never overfuck us

@MJLm102009 @mkaeey @MindOfHeadking The most followed human being on the planet definitely had nothing to do with it.

@mkaeey @MindOfHeadking The two biggest clubs in the world and you think he had something to do with that?😂🤡

The only time Ronaldo will pull this crowd in a match is if he plays against Messi. Messi is the face of football.

@just_arsenalfan @Colpalmerszn lol You’re so confident in how ignorant you are 😂

@Colpalmerszn So u blind u no see Ronaldo for offside

“Cristiano Ronaldo won only 2 league titles in 9 years”

@LegacySiu Evra Pogba

Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Juventus Difficult

@_onlyscott Blaise

@MindOfHeadking KDB

You’re creating your team. You need a player that can help your team make lethal passes. You have: - Messi. - Kevin De Bruyne. - Ozil. - Kroos. Who are you choosing?

@_onlyscott Di Maria

Guess the player VERY HARD

@drop_last @grok which Russian guy is she referring to?

@LegacySiu Zaha

Guess the player Very Hard

@_onlyscott Lass

Kylian Mbappé and Achraf Hakimi excluded, name a player that played for PSG and Real Madrid Difficult

@The__Pigman @ruggedman63 @benonwine Satire or you’re an idiot?

Good for Italy 👏👏👏we should do the same in Britain.

@Feeztm @MindOfHeadking Lmao

“I can’t repair my phone screen again, I want a new phone…. You can can’t be using 16 pro max and I’m iPhone 11 in 2026” Na wetin them tell my guy… Is she right? 👇🏽

@GunnerPuls Essien Lass

Hazard and Courtois excluded, name a player that played for Chelsea and Real Madrid Impossible

@TifeRMFC Anguissa

Osimhen, Lookman, and Salah aside, name an African player who has played in Italy.

@TifeRMFC Kanu Didier Yaya Mahrez There are tons.

Salah, Mané and Hakimi aside, name an African who has won the UCL.