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As if this would ever happen. #Melbourne #skyrail #springst failed infrastructure project.

@AlexeyButovMP @Blue_Pie_Ninja Appreciate you using my account as a laxative for your stones. Must be rough when even your pi$$ needs a trigger warning.

@ThoseSkyrails @Blue_Pie_Ninja I sometimes check this account out just to make my kidney stones pass easier

#Melbourne has become infamous for its troubled #Skyrail projects, yet we're still pushing ahead with more of them. The new Mordialloc station quietly opened this week to almost no fanfare. The real question is, how long until it starts experiencing problems? #springst #laborfail

@AlexeyButovMP .....um, Clayton is. Do you want me to somehow slow things down for you?

@ThoseSkyrails Sorry to break it to you but Westall isn’t Skyrail

Today's #Skyrail fault. #wetoldyouso #laborfail #auspol #springst Melbourne's failed infrastructure project continues to disappoint.

@AlexeyButovMP 🙄 try to keep up.

@ThoseSkyrails This isn’t even Melbourne

Elevated living, elevated misery. Property values dip, blood pressure rises & noise complaints skyrocket. It's like living under a permanent freeway. #Melbourne's failed infrastructure project #skyrail can do this? #laborfail #auspol #springst

@AlexeyButovMP @Blue_Pie_Ninja You cant still be serious.

@ThoseSkyrails @Blue_Pie_Ninja And what are the problems, may i ask? 😁

@trashyhonky @levelcrossings Ok then.

@ThoseSkyrails @levelcrossings I still remember the time last year that the freight train fell off the sky rail and crashed onto the pathway below

Designs are here for the new Spotswood Station & rail bridge that'll replace the Hudsons Road level crossing. The designs were shaped by feedback, where we heard locals wanted connected spaces while maintaining the heritage look & feel of the area. More: bit.ly/4dpZh5W

@trashyhonky @levelcrossings What could go wrong? #skyrail

@levelcrossings @ThoseSkyrails I don't mean to trigger you however you may be outraged by this

#Skyrail proudly proving that sometimes the solution is worse than the problem it fixed. Melbourne, you absolute champion of ambitious mediocrity. #laborfail #auspol #springst

@Blue_Pie_Ninja You're the most retarded because you cant see the problems with #skyrail.

@ThoseSkyrails Congrats mate you got me, clearly I am the most retarded as opposed to someone bitching about their train line being above their head

@Blue_Pie_Ninja You've got bigger more retarded problems.

@ThoseSkyrails I'm not the one fixated on trains on viaducts lmfao

@Blue_Pie_Ninja That's it? Talk about retarded.

@ThoseSkyrails 🤡🤡🤡

@Blue_Pie_Ninja It sounds like you dont live nearby. Destroying suburb's that's a #skyrail thing.

@ThoseSkyrails I can't believe you're still going on with this bullshit. It's an elevated train station, nothing controversial or dangerous, get a grip.

@ma261065 Only a matter of time? Right?

@ThoseSkyrails Is that truly "the real question"?

@meoffg Feeling hurt 👆 You must be part of the union build. Suffer.

#AFLPiesEagles Elliot #WWEOnNetflix

@puddintame11 @MCG Yeh it was pal.

@ThoseSkyrails @MCG No it wasn't

Tonight's attendance is 78,815. #AFLTigersDons

@KayeThetimothy And cause an operational incident. No way!

@ThoseSkyrails Push him!

@thebrickcleaner #skyrail looks its best under the cover of darkness.

@ThoseSkyrails Tim was the opening party, under the cover of darkness

@ThoseSkyrails I've heard of other government held #skyrail properties also being passed in today. Not a great look for #Skyrail. What a massive #Wetoldyouso #Springst

@CDisillusion You might be right. I’ve never actually seen a shadow before, so you sound incredibly convincing. Masks on the other hand? Yeah, I see those everywhere. 🙄

Ok, Imma explain the admiral neck shadow thing. (Spoilers: it's not a rubber mask, ya weirdos)... 🧵