Oddball Thoughts

Shameless marketing time!! ''Damn Dirty Humans" just didn't feel quite 'there' yet. Tweaked, added one more chapter, and now it feels complete now. Cheaper than a cup of coffee! amazon.com/dp/B0DX6SL43K #writer #writers #author #shortStory @wriitersrealm @poetswritersinc

@marcelluswiley Vamoose pedal Go-go pedal Woosh pedal Giddy-up pedal Speed-ho! pedal Yippee-kay-yay mofo pedal Pep pedal Rocket pedal Zoom zoom pedal Chittee Chitee Bang Bang Potato pedal Flee pedal Beat it pedal Gotta get away pedal Ride like the wind pedal Accelerator (Boring!)

What do you call the gas pedal in an electric car? 😳 In our Tesla and the kids just asked me… Yo, I’m stuck?!? 🤯🤣

@zentreya Boris youtu.be/txKoBHs2huY?si…

There’s a cute little jumping spider that refuses to leave my house. I’ve put it outside like 2 or 3 times and I KNOW it’s the same one since it has a specific pattern on its back and loves crawling on my ceiling in my office. It eats the moths that get in. What should I name it?

@ThatEricAlper How on earth would I get a million 'is it normal to have a fever of 100.1 with shingles'?

You have received a million of the thing you last googled! What do you now have way too many of?

@HumansNoContext Silly boys!

I've been watching music videos tonight. There need to be more with both men and women are all scantly dresses, dancing provocative, to really cater to bisexuals. And more men need to wear nothing but g-strings and speedos in their music videos. I'm tired of it being only women!

@chefsevenn Pickle more cucumbers. And onions. And garlic. And sometimes I get wild and add boiled eggs.

What do you do with remaining pickle juice when pickles are over?

@mariana057 Potato chips

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

@TerribleMaps This is why it takes so long in these places: 1. clear walk 2. warm up, say goodbye 3. clear car 4. warm up, say goodbye 5. start car 6. warm up, say goodbye 7. say goodbye and leave

Places where saying goodbye takes at least 20 minutes and happens in stages

Just noticed this at the bottom of the streaming @FrndlyTV: "AI actors. Inspired by real people." WTF!? This company already lies about their pricing, and now this too? Shady, shady, shady... try.frndlytv.com

@zentreya Zentreya's love/hate relationship with Mario Party is felt! I feel the same way about Turmoil.

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A GAME OF MARIO PARTY WHERE I ONLY LOOP AROUND THE MAP ONCE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AND ITS THE SMALLEST FUCKING MAP TO FUCK FUCK I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH FUCKING STUPID ASS RNG GIVING ME 1'S AND 2'S ALL GAME AAAAAAAAAA Can't wait to play it next week. ❤️

@wonderofscience My brain asks: How would MacGyver use this?

Chemiluminescence is the emission of light as the result of a chemical reaction.

@shestomi If your in the United States, yes. Open criminal courts are protected by the 1st and 6th Amendments. However, some judges may close a case in light of extenuating circumstances. These are infrequent.

Can I just go to the court to listen to cases even if I am not related to any of the cases?

@ThatEricAlper This assumes that your parents allowed you to go to concerts, and that you could afford them once you could go on your own.

What artist did you start to love once you saw them in concert?

@ick_real My mom until she passed.

who helped you get through hard times?

Started the latest #GreatAmericanBakingShow on @Roku. Get through first commercials, muted of course, and the how with some lady comes on. She's advertising @StateFarm INSURANCE! Those greedy ass mother fuckers! Hiding a commercial IN a show like this is nothing less than greed.

And then procrastination sets in...

When you e finished your first draft of your 200 page collection of short stories and now you have to do the first edit... What I wouldn't give to have a fat bank account right now! #writing #author #writers #fiction

@wonderofscience Cuz it knows there are of those of us that would be less interested in the why and more into the "kill it before it touches me!" It's saying it is rightfully afraid.

Did you know some moths squeak?

@frothyfriar That's some #Backrooms shit right there!