ZakaZulu90🇰🇪

@Mnauwoo Unaeza kua na number yake tumuulize swali?

kuna motivational speaker alikuwa anashinda akiletwa high school yetu alikuwa anasema ati tuite NOvember YESvember😭😭

@amerix We good We are trying

Otherwise? How are you?

@kijana_misa Ni manyanganyaa

Amerix alisema nini about wanaume kujishika mikono hivi??😂

Mwanaume hii Nairobi make sure uko na at least 5 tools from this. Hapa unapatanga hauna kazii, umejifungia ka bedsitter kako alafu dem mrembo anahamia hapo. Kuenda kufunga kitanda Tu pekee you'll ask for 300 na atatoa Alafu baadae upate number yake uanze ku simp Kuna siku utaonjeshwa. Alafu pia siku ingine utakuwa umetulia tu hivi upate kuna jamaa anakata ku mount TV Hapo unamgonga 1500. Kuna siku kataenda ulevi na umalaya kapoteze key, hapo ukiwa na hack saw na nyundo, unavunja mlango na 2k ama kalale kwako ugonge. Unajua hata kakitaka kugonga misumari kwa ukuta lazima you show up na nyundo mjinga. Na bado unaeza piga kazi ya stima ukiwa na tester, unachapa kavu kavu. Tu screwdriver na tape ni a must have . Alafu mambo ikienda fiti unaeza kula daily ploti mzima kama caretaker.

@polo_kimanii Just like the way kimani wants a cs position in maragas regime. Kila mtu hukua na interest ni vile hamuezi elewa

Guess what Butita master of Economics? The Over 500 people are unemployed now. Kazi ya siku moja kama malaya is not employment. Its deceit! Tell that to your master Ruto

@livescore Useless club

🚨Chelsea are leading the race to sign PSG striker Gonçalo Ramos, according to reports. Ramos is expected to move on this summer and Chelsea are tipped to offer up to €70million.

@lucaniwai Usiapply.....ngoja we approve

Kukuwa Chief iko na advantages gani wakuu juu mzae ananiambia niapply anifix

@HassanMcOjwang @georgediano Maombi yako ni aishe oburu ashinde sindio

@georgediano If Gachagua loses Ol Kalau MP by elections then that will be the end of him. Confirmed.

On Friday there's going to be drama at the burial of the late Ol-Kalou MP David Njuguna, as Ruto is expected to attend. Gachagua has declared that he will also attend & will not allow anyone to block his access to the venue. It is also said that Uhuru will most likely attend the burial. Ours will be just eyes.👀

@tonykaromo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Last Conman of Kenya. How Kenya will be free when this man goes.

@FabrizioRomano Wachoche tu mzee

🚨 Vincent Kompany: “We have to prepare for the best version of Real Madrid, the one that played against Man City”. “They're still one of the best teams in Europe”.

What's your take on this?

@Sirnewtonnn Mi huchokaaa

Customers using Mpesa should have their own dedicated queue in supermarkets so that they can waste each other's time.

@Amag_ke Very soon naona ikifika 2500

Hii mnarefill na how much hapo kwenu mtaani?

@araplimo39 Uko na ufala bois🤣

Before After

@Kenyans Fully tarmacked then starts wearing off immediately

70km Ngong–Suswa Highway Fully Tarmacked and Complete

@lophatravels nataka mkae chini mniambie nani atalipa bill ya Henry aint no way makanga atarusha cousin yangu kwa barabara juu amepanda gari akapata ni excess akisema ashuke mnamrusha

KDD 137T Imechorwa saka huko nyuma

@IAMRAPCHA This was the only boxing match i watched. Hao wengine walikua wrestling

Acha nicheke tu

@rubison_ Bana......before nikienda meru i used kwenda na manyanga za mrengo. Saii mi hupanda shuttle kama wazee na wamama wenzangu

Ukiona umeanza kuavoid hizi nganya ziko na loud music unaendea hizi gari hazina hata music, unajua tu hapo miaka imeenda kidogo.

As a literature enthusiast, I feel that locking Guardian behind that mini-door is symbolic.