I used to have meaning

The immutable law of male drinking : 1 man - Fine. 2 men - Fine. 3 men - Loud. 4 men - Annoying. 5+ men - Knobheads. Every last one of them.

@40degday @jamspangle Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a forty degree day.

@jamspangle @ThumbSprain those look great

Air fried new potato roasties @ThumbSprain

Not much else to say but this : youtu.be/Z7-TTWgiYL4

@jamspangle It's that what you're calling Winston jumps now?

@ThumbSprain Didn't actually smart arse. Made everyone pancakes for breakfast

I'm the first one awake in the house, including the cats and dogs. Now what happens? Someone's going to need to walk me through, it's brand new territory for me.

Cyanide & Happiness co-creator @robdenbleyker has been suspended for tweeting a joke. We hope it's reversed, but you can find him on: IG: instagram.com/robexplosm/ FB: facebook.com/robdenbleyker Please RT so his followers (and perhaps even the richest man on Earth?) might see this.

For me, it was Kev O' Neill, Dave Gibbons, Brian Bolland, Mike McMahon and Carlos Ezquerra in 2000AD that defined my childhood. I was nine when I read my first prog. Years have passed since and we've already lost Carlos. Today, the sad news of Nemesis artist Kev O'Neill. Gutted.

@BrewDogJames Does that mean you're finally going to pay your staff properly and start hiring managers who know how to comply with basic health and safety laws then?

Whilst I'm obviously pleased to have been vindicated, can I respectfully ask the media not now to harass my family members at their home. They have already suffered enough in this.

A Personal Update: bit.ly/3fbYon0 For the last 2 years I have been subject to a malicious & relentless campaign of abuse & lies. Earlier this month the Court Of Session ruled that serious fraud & a campaign of malicious communication had been conducted against me.

@burntcopper Until reading about it I genuinely thought some black magic shit was going on. Now it just bores me and my brain has even moved on from paranormal weirdness to my house being broken into. It's annoying and means I get a shit nights sleep.

There was a near tornado event close to my house there. It blew off but that's not the point. We aren't supposed to have the weather conditions necessary for them here ever. We're fucked. Oil companies be doing brilliantly though.

Seeing the #Conservatives eat themselves brings some joy to my gnarled old heart. It wasn't the impoverishment, destitution or outright murder of disabled people that broke their back though, simply publicly defending a gay man. When people tell you who they are, believe them.

@jamspangle We didn't have anime to inspire us.

@ThumbSprain just like the old days

There it is, the best thing I've seen on the internet this week.

@kuxir97 @0verloadRL Changing to standard = committing to being better.

@0verloadRL no.

Selling my alpha boost, dms open for offers

@mjrawn78 Defo

@mjrawn78 Good man, thanks. C.U.N.T. For drinks.

Happy #SammoHung day! To celebrate the kung fu movie legend's 70th birthday today, we are looking back at some of our favourite #Sammo films. Next up, ENTER THE FAT DRAGON (1978). bit.ly/FatDragon

Happy B'day to the legendary H.K superstar, martial artist, director, action choreographer and the real big brother SAMMO HUNG KAM-BO.💐💐🎂 Sammo Hung will be next seen in upcoming movie "Kowloon Walled City".📣 #LitMovieZone #Share #Support #SammoHung #Action #MartialArtist

Happy #SammoHung day! To celebrate the kung fu movie legend's 70th birthday today, we are looking back at some of our favourite #Sammo films. Next up, WARRIORS TWO (1978). bit.ly/WarriorsTwo

明けましておめでとうございます

It must be amazing to be one of the group of historically planet ruining companies just watching #COP26 not mentioning them, whilst talking about keeping to 1.5C. They're laughing into their money pillows, you fucking rubes.