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Starting over again… Again.

@TheIgboWolf No single Akonuche

No praying mother, no alarm systems. She's just moving on vibe

The future of books is still books.

@asemota You have stories for a lifetime🤣

He is still a dick for trying to flirt with my wife at Abu Dhabi in 2021. Silly ass movie. Well-deserved rating from Rotten Tomatoes 😂

1 Fresh young coconut meat and water is an easy 250 calories 😭😭😭

Love this. Welldone.

@asemota Gosh! I started watching this a week ago. And I jealously guard what I expose myself to. But this one ☝️. Very good TV

“I know what you want out of life. You want every meal to be memorable. You want every moment to be an experience. You want every night to be a honeymoon. And I think it’s beautiful.” - Tommy to Angela #Landman Season 2 finale.

@edomalo 😄 say na expatriate

@Tiencepay Looool My expatriate sister. Happy new year.

First of all. I acknowledge my privilege. But hear me out; One of THEEE most frustrating questions I ever have to deal with is "What do you want to eat?" I was raised to eat whatever my mom put in a plate for me. So I never grew up making demands.

@edomalo All I really craved was her

So when she was in the mood to whip up a storm, she would ask what I was craving. (at that point, all I really craved was her, but let's stay focused) Naturally, I would suppress my urge to respond with "YOU" and instead go with "anything, babe."

“Is it a book about mathematics or - like everything else in the universe - simply because of it?” The Humans - Matt Haig

I’ve always thought of reading as opening doors, and re-reading, as how you live inside the rooms or worlds the doors usher you into. Divine like you’ve said 💡

@NoraAwolowo Come over 🤭

Need to eat a well made fried rice with plenty liver.

Good people, Lagos is noisy. Entertainment is everywhere. But substance is rare. If you are looking for something meaningful to do this festive season something beyond traffic, clubs, and recycled concerts then I strongly recommend The Forest of the Talking Drums. It is an immersive African storytelling experience running from 19 December 2025 to 3 January 2026 at Anthill Studios, Plot E, Ikosi Road, Oregun, Ikeja. This is not a play you sit down to watch passively. It is a carefully constructed experience that forces you to listen to rhythm, to memory, to African stories told the way they were meant to be told: through drums, movement, sound, and silence. In a time when we complain about losing our culture while consuming nothing that preserves it, experiences like this deserve attention. It is thoughtful. It is well produced. And it respects the intelligence of its audience. Take your children. Take your friends. Take yourself. Support work that reminds us who we are and does it with quality. The Forest of Talking Drums is currently showing from December 19th to January 3rd, Here in Ikeja, the heart of Lagos. With different ticket prices that can be bought online at immersia.show

Begging on my knees for a season 2. Saddle up team! Abeg and thanks!

@niyiakinmolayan Why am I just seeing this 🤣🤣🤣. LMFAO concept wan finish you

Last week, I was so sick I thought I would die… until my goons showed up!!! Nothing is stoping the movement!!! Colours of Fire is coming this December 24th… te ba gbo bajinatu… e ma ri awon goonz mi.

My phone keyboard constantly suggesting ‘o’ and ‘abeg’ when I’m texting is such clockwork.

@asemota Wow. Glad it worked out. That whole ordeal still dey pain me.

@Tiencepay victory at last! This is why I will always pay with a credit card for everything and never use debit cards again. Africa is really behind.

When I visited a remote village, the night sky burned red, huts surrendering to fire as men ran with buckets and prayers. Yet the youth gathered not to stop the inferno, but to debate whether the chief’s son should wear his late mother’s wrappers.

The only place you will find me is in the humor of it all.

This essay read like Eureka 💡

We find our neglected thoughts in the words of geniuses.