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@Tilskatoff

Used to be an Archaeologist. Now I know more about Minecraft than Roman civilisation. Ninja-level introvert. Now+again, I paint things. @tilskatoff.bsky.social

Berkshire, United Kingdom Katılım Mayıs 2009
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In case anyone wants to find me in the other place after I leave Elon's crumbling kingdom of Trumpian wank, this is my handle.
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@DefeatAutism4gd You are disgusting and an utter disgrace. Take your vile opinions about autism and shove them sideways up your arse. You probably wouldn't be even using the Internet if it weren't for autistic people (far fucking cleverer then you'll ever be) inventing the technology behind it.
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Defeat Autism For Good@DefeatAutism4gd·
This book is written to help those with autism to feel normal about themselves. To everybody else, this book will help you to give you the knowledge to prevent autism from coming into your life. This is based upon the history of autism. x.com/DefeatAutism4gd
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@a_toots Nice that she got the turkey to match the exact colour and texture of Trump's face. Great attention to detail 10/10.
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Turkey for one.
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@danlwarren Brilliant, I may well give it a whirl then. Thanks so much for letting me know it worked for you. Much appreciated 👍🏻
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Dan Warren@danlwarren·
@Tilskatoff Found this tweet looking for BlueArk's link to send to someone else. I used their service a couple of weeks ago and it worked perfectly! It doesn't get retweets, but it got all of my original posts.
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KT🇺🇦@Tilskatoff·
Has anyone successfully used the BlueArk app to import their tweet archive over to Blue Sky? I'm thinking it's time to make the move to BlueSky in full and ditch Twitter but don't want to lose 15yrs of brain farts.
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@a_toots I had the exact same thought this morning. The stark difference between an intelligent, gracious adult and an entitled half-wit with the mental capacity of a sugar-fuelled toddler.
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Moog@a_toots·
Imagine the shitstorm and the undercurrent of potential violence that Trump would be encouraging if the result had gone the other way and we were talking about a transition of power between Biden and Kamala.
Acyn@Acyn

Trump: Thank you very much. And politics is tough. And it's in many cases not a very nice world, but it is a nice world today and I appreciate it very much. A transition that is so smooth, it will be as smooth as it can get, and I very much appreciate that.

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Didn't realise it was already 11am when the school bell went off to indicate the start of the silence. I thought it was yet another fire alarm so stroppily threw myself back in my chair and said "oh for fucks sake!" Completed my silence with respect+a big dollop of mortification
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@HolyCrayons Congratulations!! 🎉 So lovely to hear you're both safe and doing well after what sounds like a pretty hairy delivery. Well done to you for growing and birthing another beautiful little boy. Hope you can get some rest xxx
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Holy Crayons@HolyCrayons·
An unexpected general anesthetic, five and a half hour surgery, four and a half litres of blood lost, an almost emergency hysterectomy and all I've got to show for it is this small human. Experience: -8/10 Result: Will probably keep HIM 🩵
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Holy Crayons@HolyCrayons

Just having a baby. Brb.

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Moog@a_toots·
Diagnosed your friend, eh?
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Was just about to compliment a colleague the beautiful scarf she's wearing but mercifully stopped short when I realised it's the scarf I bought her for her birthday.
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Didn't realise the baby from 'Meet the Fockers' was in our local community Facebook group
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Nigel Farage, coming to you live from Donald Trump's arsehole.
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@a_toots Plus, you look at the rallies and half of Trump's venues were empty with people leaving his dementia-ridden ramblings early whilst Kamala's were chock full. They were visual, real world representations of support collapsing for Trump.....and yet ...here we fucking are 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Moog@a_toots·
@Tilskatoff There were also about 20 million fewer Democrat votes than last time. Why?!
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Moog@a_toots·
Look, it's all pointless now anyway - I get that. Nothing will change by talking about it constantly. But this really is fucking weird.
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism

Weird.

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KT🇺🇦@Tilskatoff·
@caoimhinof Unfortunately not, I'm watching it with my politics-mad 16yr old who wants to stay up through the night so I'm sipping a G&T slowly and trying to watch my knee-jerk language every time the tangerine bollock is projected to win a state.
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If you want to get pissed, just watch the election coverage and neck a shot every time you find yourself saying "what the fuck is wrong with these people?".
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@caoimhinof It also says I'm naturally athletic and have no freckles. Two things which couldn't be more polar opposite to the truth. I'm either a huge disappointment to my DNA or science is wrong .
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Kevin@caoimhinof·
@Tilskatoff The least You pronouncement ever
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The exact moment I lost all faith in the science of DNA.
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