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@sky are an absolute JOKE OF A COMPANY

@MrJamesMahon Looks fire doesn’t it!

Can I borrow someone’s dad tomorrow 🥺 Buying my first car and need a dad with me. Mines too poorly to travel and can’t get on the floor to look under it and triple check everything 😭

Wish I could of hugged my dad today 🥺

I don’t think I’ll never understand the lies. Why can’t you just be fucking honest.

I messaged my dad yesterday and asked him if he wanted me and my girls in his life. He didn’t reply.

@WhatsApp time to create a folders update where you can create folders to add groups to. My brain needs that kind of organisation.

@Chris14Allen Fuck off 😩

@Tilton_ They’re on your feet kid

Alright someone find me these trainers again. They were a khaki fly knit. Size 8. Swear I’ll start going to the gym again.

Tilts’ top tips for summer. Order your favourite large coffee. When they say ‘anything else?’ say ‘cold, with ice please’ at @CostaCoffee because ‘they don’t do large iced drinks due to calorie intake’ 🥸👍🏻

At 32 I’ve got my first ear infection, and obviously not by half. It’s SEVERE, and I’ve never felt pain like it. I’ve got drops and antibiotics, but what else can I do to help ease the pain 😭 It’s so swollen and spreading down my neck. Urgent bloods booked today.

When you’ve had quad strength cordial there’s absolutely no way your going back to the OG weak piss strength.

Did the most sensible thing I’ve ever done last night, chose to drive to and from a wedding. Instead of a hangover my chest infection got worse and kept me and Halle up most of the night 🙃 should have had that wine instead.

Bet the Queens blitzed being tucked into bed by her butler with a bru!

Never thought I’d see my dad again 3 and a half years later, he got to see sienna again who was 5 by this point and Halle was 6 weeks old when she met him. This is a special moment I’m so glad I was able to capture for them both!

@not_moby Hasn’t it just! She got Crash bandicoot for her switch which was a real moment! That made me feel OLD! Hope you’re well! X

My eldest turned 6 yesterday and my littlest crawled on her birthday 💞 What a day! So grateful to our family and our friends for making our girls day super special!

Right, following last nights tweets. Mates suggest it could be a foot pump for air bed, but I’m not convinced.

@Tilton_ Sounds like it could be the classic 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000, blowup latex doll with six speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus and a non-drip nut collection tray