Tim Cavanagh

NOTE: My Show Scheduled for this Sat, 9/14 in GRANITE FALLS, MN, Has Been POSTPONED! Prairie's Edge Casino will re-schedule my show later this fall. Sorry for any inconvenience! My FRI show (9/13) on The Laff Boat (Hudson, Wi) will go on as planned. info: timcav.com

MINNESOTA: GRANITE FALLS--and if you're under it when it does, you're dead! It's also the home of Prairie's Edge Casino, where I'll be doing comedy this Sat., 9/14. Jokes, funny songs, and over $7 in prizes. For info & tix, call 320-564-2121.

The Laff Boat, 1 of my favorite gigs, is Fri, 9/13. Dinner/cruise leaves the Hudson (WI) Pier at 6:30 PM, returning at 8:45. That's 45 minutes shorter than Gilligan's scheduled cruise, but I guarantee more Howells than the two that Gilligan got. Tix: stcroixrivercruises.com/public-cruises…

Raue Center/Crystal Lake. Sat. 9/7 @ 7pm. See "Teachers Lounge Comedy!" 4 teachers-turned-comics sharing jokes, class-rumors on crazy fellow teachers, & cool kids w/ screwy moms. U'll cry till u laugh! O wait. That should be the other way around. Or not... shawlocal.com/northwest-hera…

@EmoPhilips I love this!

a thank-you card

@bobkevoian So sorry to hear about the passing of Vera. What a beautiful dog. My heart goes out to you and the rest of her whole human family...

This year sucks more than last year. Goodbye, Vera. #AllDogsGoToHeaven

@Azzura47 Hi Azzura, I'm very impressed that you remember seeing me way back in 1999ish! At an indoor playground? Now I remember why I fired that agent! Here's the bad news: "Rufus the Talking Dog" is NOT my song. 😫 For my song catalogue check out: timcav.com Thanks! Best!

Tonight, Sat, 5/11, join me & Chris Speyrer for a truly fun live comedy show at Mason City Limits,114 E. Chestnut, Mason City, IL. Call 217-482-5233, or go to mclimits.com for more info.

TIM CAVANAGH & "39 HOURS OF PEORIA" starting Thursday on "The Greg & Dan Radio Show"--WMBD, 1470 AM/100.3 FM, at 8:40 AM. Then Friday (5/10) with one huge comedy show @ The Waterhouse (MAXAM Building), 316 SW Washington St. 8 PM show. Tix & more at WaterhousePeoria.com

PEEEEE-ORIA, IL! See me this Friday, 5/10, at The Waterhouse (in the MAXAM Building). 316 SW Washington St., Peoria. One hilarious show at 8 PM. NOTE: No more "Knock Knock" jokes--but plenty of Ring Doorbell material! Check out WaterhousePeoria.com, or call 309-494-9100.

MONDAY NIGHT (3/18). My 4th appearance on the online "Virtual Comedy Show," w/ Steve Goodie & Brad Tassell. Featuring Patti Vasquez, DJ Dangler, & funny songs from ME! It's FREE, starts at 9 PM CT. Just go to: virtualcomedyshow.com The comedy is clean, loose, goofy and fun!

TONIGHT! FRIDAY! COMEDY! OWOSSO, MI! You've heard my "Celebrity Birthdays" & funny songs on "Bob and Tom." Tonight, I'm live at the Lebowsky Center for Performing Arts. Show: 7:30 PM. Tix: $25. More info: lebowskycenter.com Or call 989-723-4003

COMEDY!!! FRI in OWOSSO, MI w/Tim Cavanagh! Heard on "Bob & Tom" ( Q106) w/ "Celebrity Birthdays," funny songs,etc. See me live at the Lebowsky Center for Performing Arts! Fri, 3/8 w/ Chris Young. Tix: $25. B&T interview: youtu.be/NiwgJ1JxgOQ Info: lebowskycenter.com

BURLINGTON, IA! LEAP DAY COMEDY THURSDAY NIGHT! Join me & the funny Brian Hicks at the Burlington Auditorium, 200 Front St. Show at 7:30 PM. You heard me live on Bob And Tom Tuesday morning! Extra day/extra laughs! (Dog & woman not included) For more: burlingtonriverfront.org

THIS MORNING--TUESDAY--I'll be live via ZOOM on "THE BOB & TOM SHOW." Celebrity Birthdays start at 9 AM ET/ 8 AM CT. Please tune in!!! And the more you laugh, the bigger your Participation Trophy will be!!!

GRIFFITH, IN., SATURDAY! TONIGHT! It's COMEDY, funny songs, $7 in prizes, & a Lavatory/Escape Room for those who can't work a door knob. Plus the funny Tim Benker & Nick Gaza. 8 PM. Bridges Scoreboard, 121 N. Griffith Blvd. Tix & info: 219-924-2206

CROWN POINT, IN. FRIDAY! TONIGHT! It's stand-up, funny songs, $7 in prizes, & a Lavatory/Escape Room for those who can't work a door knob. Plus the funny Tim Benker & Nick Gaza @ Off Square Brewing, 11000 Delaware Pkwy. 8 PM. Tix & info: offsquarebrewing.com or (219) 310-8898

CROWN POINT, IN. Fri, 2/23, it's stand-up, funny songs, & a Lavatory/Escape Room for those who can't work a door knob. Join me, Tim Benker, & Nick Gaza at Off Square Brewing, 11000 Delaware Pkwy. Show: 8 PM -- For tix & info go to: offsquarebrewing.com --Phone: (219) 310-8898

GRIFFITH, IN: Sat. 2/24. Join me for a night of stand-up, funny songs, & fully-stocked toilet facilities. With my 2 hilarious buddies, Tim Benker & Nick Gaza. Showtime: 8 PM. At Bridges Scoreboard, 121 N. Griffith Blvd. Tix can be purchased by credit card—call 219-924-2206.

COMEDY (& other fun stuff) in MARINETTE, WI! Sat 2/3)You've heard my Celeb B-days on "Bob & Tom." Join me live for a night of CLEAN COMEDY, music, Black Jack & more. St. Thomas Aquinas Academy, 1200 Main St. 5:30-11 PM in the Gym. Tickets at door just $35. Info: 715-735-7481