Tim Collie

@Everton Kid with money’s parents still gets his reward…

15-year-old Mackenzie saved up to fly from Australia for the last-ever Merseyside derby at Goodison – only for the weather to cause the match to be postponed. 🇦🇺 This is where Seamus and the squad stepped in to make his trip worthwhile… 💙

@UHC 🤣

Meanwhile....Spaffer comes home in a sulk because Austrialians think he's as big a joke as we do. 😆😆#politicslive #wato theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

@Mike_Fabricant And this one time in band camp….

A doctor in #Lichfield tells me that the increase in National Insurance (which #Labour promised they wouldn’t raise) and the increase to the minimum wage will cost the GP practice £220,000 each year which will have to be found from cut backs to medical services…..

@Coach_Yac It’s ironic and not confined to the NFL where people cannot grasp that the pool of top coaches is insanely small - everyone I see bringing this up doesn’t provide an answer, I think folk need to at least do that or shut the fuck up

John Lynch on the rumors of Kyle Shanahan being on the hot seat: “I found the whole discussion on Kyle rather comical. We have won 4 of the last 5 division championships, and we’ve been to 2 Super Bowls. The standard here is to win Championships, and we’ve fallen short of that and I understand, but we have an excellent head coach and the fact people are talking about stuff like that, I do find it comical.” via: @KNBR

@aquitainexox I can only imagine it’s something along the lines of that woman in the Lords who did jack shit but looks like an ex PM of ours

Someone please tell me how this glorious man, Kevin Sinfield, who has raised millions for charity & is currently running 7 marathons in 7 days to raise £ for motor neurone disease in memory of his beloved friend Rob Burrow & he only gets a CBE? Yet a scum bag like Sadiq Khan gets awarded a Knighthood - there is no honour or justice in this world

Isabel you went to the same school as the literal king and now you film people's bins for a living, I'd pipe down about underachieving if I were you pet.

@Scant_Brian @KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Hacking

Someone show this to Bosa

@RupertLowe10 So made up

What the hell has happened to our country?

@Inevitablewest Clown

🚨BREAKING: Reform MP Lee Anderson issues chilling message for the BBC: “When we’ve sorted out the border, we’re coming for you next! It will save us billions.” The BBC won’t exist soon.

@IsabelOakeshott Yep… My education was free, my parents were uneducated and I ended up with a first class degree, a top-rate corporate job and a bigger media platform than you But congrats to you for using your privilege to become what you are and your boyfriend who is too scared to debate me.

Hey, @Nigel_Farage! How’s that BBC boycott working out, you utter charlatan? #BBCQT

#TrevorPhillips: There's a story going around that Elon Musk is going to give Reform 100m Paul Mason: Good luck with that... he's a US citizen... so it would be illegal. #bbclaurak

@sharrond62 Classic gross misrepresentation of the man and the situation for your own benefit

I’m not religious personally. But remember how some religions are protected presently & few dare say a word of criticism! This is Ireland where Christianity is the main faith & this man is in prison for his beliefs…tyrannical!

@RupertLowe10 @elonmusk I think you have had a stroke

When @elonmusk says that Reform can win the next election, people should start listening. It is going to happen. We are going to win. Then everything changes.

@nicksortor @elonmusk @ianmiles You do know you have worked with or for Russian puppets right?

@elonmusk @ianmiles We never should’ve stopped prosecuting treason.

"That's not speculation." Elon should sue this guy.

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