Tim "Mr. Cock" Cook (Parody) (checkmark)

“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.” -Steve Jobs

@TheGalox_ It took Apple to whack PC manufacturers with the MacBook Neo to finally make them good.

The new $699 Acer Swift Air 14 comes with a 120hz Display, CNC-machined aluminum body, quad speakers and a 70Wh battery The battery is particular is among the biggest in the wave of $699 laptops MacBook Neo has a 36.5Wh battery and XPS 13 has a 52Wh battery

@SomeKirbyFan I’m glad I went to the backrooms move and not this.

thats nuts. i had no idea he was real

@immasiddx I was surprised that it wasn’t a Thinkpad

This guy is selling a gasoline powered laptop for $850 😭 > runs on a 2-stroke engine > 1.5 hours of runtime on a full tank > refuel instead of recharge > runs on Windows XP Peak engineering.

@MaazMz Porn

Sorry what in the world is this 💀

@Cudoi @msnofficial_on Hardware restrictions like TPM, supported CPU, etc

@TimCookingfood @msnofficial_on lol... how does win 11 stop you from doing the same to old hw?

Also the fact that they dropped support so soon without any backlash even tho there was tons of backlash when microsoft dropped windows 10 support

So, does this mean we have to call it GNU/Windows?

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

@BackroomsMov I wonder if these tape locations are official or fan made

Once you see it, it’s everywhere 📍Houston, TX 📍Melbourne, AUS 📍Philadelphia, PA 📍Seattle, WA

@OutofGalaxyy I have the T470 as well. Runs fine with Linux Mint. Besides, Windows is known to rape old hardware.

First impressions after switching from a Windows Laptop to a MacBook 😋 (AS A LIFETIME WINDOWS USER) Benefits: - THE BATTERY LIFE. Honestly, I didn’t even imagine that a Laptop can live for so long. -10% AFTER 2 HOURS of SOT. My ThinkPad completely dies in 2 hours on the other hand ⚰️💔 Standby battery loss is also crazy small. -0-2% during the night when not in use. Unbelievable. - the aluminium body casing is absolutely gorgeous. I feel like it changes the whole perception of the device. Plastic on Laptops is shit, and I hate it so SO much. This also makes it super sleek and nice to touch, hold, and use in general. - I have an iPhone, an iPad, and AirPods. And my Windows Laptop was always like a stone in this ecosystem. The MacBook on the other hand, obviously, works SO WELL with all of them, but what’s especially amazing is their symbiosis with iPad. The mouse pointer can be dragged from MacBook to iPad, the iPad can be used as a second monitor etc. - THE TRACK PAD, oh my God. This is the best thing I’ve touched in a long time. The haptic feedback, smoothness of the surface, and its size are immaculate. AND the fact that I can click it ALL over its area is a cherry on top 🤤🤤🤤 (On most Windows Laptops you can only click at the bottom, and holy moly I hate it) I would never think that I’d find a trackpad more appealing to use than a mouse. It’s just so satisfying to interact with. - macOS is extremely smooth and comfortable to interact with. This is my first time using it after having a lifetime experience with Windows, so I’m still learning. But for now, I love it so much more than Microslop’s 🪟❌ 11. - MagSafe charger is so comfortable to attach and use, and the fact that I don’t need a huge ass charging block is my favorite. But with its battery life I’m not gonna bring a charger with me to Uni anyway, cause there is no need for that. Unlike… 😍 Downsides: (I need more time to find bigger ones) - the compatibility with 3rd party mice is quite shit ngl. The scrolling is jittery, and it ruins everything imo. Im genuinely not even sure what to do, because I DO need a mouse for my programs I study and work in. - although macOS is very nice in general (imo, for now), there are some places which are quite illogical and work not as I’d expect them to (coming from Windows) - some Apps that I need for my studies are simply unavailable on macOS, so I am required to use Parallels to emulate Windows on it. Not that big of a deal, but still meh. 🤨🕶️🤏 - the notch is… nice… but its shape is very weird, and it doesn’t feel as polished as the iPhone of iPhone X-14. (Just a personal downside, subjective) Overall: - I am genuinely in shock, because I never thought a Laptop can be like THIS. And I mean, to feel like something as easy to open and immediately start using like a Smartphone. I’m obsessed. For now… . . . Windows Laptop: Lenovo ThinkPad T470s i5-6300U 8/256GB MacBook: Air 13” M4 16/256GB

@QSixseven PR gotta get with the times

we got EVERYONE posting about backrooms huh

@x1440777 I wonder why people hated him in the 2010s besides him making bubblegum music.

I watched the Backrooms movie. It’s pretty good

@SamuBornAgain This show was shit from the start

Mirar esto sin sentir vergüenza ajena debe ser considerado un súper poder

@jmwilt21 The same thing can be said for regular cameras as well. Even without or with the studio equipment. The iPhone’s still processing everything even to its sensors. So there’s some truth to this but it isn’t a lie.

Imo the point is that regular consumers see "shot on iPhone" and think "wow the iPhone camera is incredible, the quality is just as good as the expensive cameras broadcasters normally use" But they never realize that it's just marketing. You can't get those results from an iPhone without insanely expensive equipment. It's nothing more than marketing imo. Indie studios can use smartphones, they already know that. Same with YouTubers. But when setups aren't using 6 figure lenses.

If you understand how filmmaking works. This isn’t a surprise.

@jmwilt21 I kinda do see the point of it. Many indie studios can use their phones as a cost saving measure. So advertising it as a “use your phone instead of buying a camera” can benefit for indie film makers, small YouTubers/vloggers, or regular users who are thinking of a camera.

@TimCookingfood It's not a surprise but it's still pointless marketing.

@blurayangel They should do this as a prank

Imagine you’re done watching The Backrooms movie in theaters and the exits are genuinely gone 😳

@RyDawg42 Basically an iPhone 17e with rounded corners

What if Apple made a Retro iPhone? Would you buy it?

@H0LYRAT This type of advertising is nice actually. Gotta love cannon advertising.

JE BANDE, LA PANCARTE EST A MOITIÉ DANS LES #BACKROOMS 😻😻😻