Tim Cooper

@TRobinsonNewEra For someone who claims to love England, it's odd that you can't speak the language properly, and spend most of your time being an "invader" in other countries. Almost as if you're a hypocrite.

The lying rat that is @Keir_Starmer has just gave a speech following hundreds of his own party demanding he resign During it, he openly admitted he's banning anyone from entering the UK for our Unite The Kingdom and the West rally. This is including American citizens, he lied to your faces @JDVance @realDonaldTrump This pathetic little man does not speak for the UK. Our borders remain wide open to invaders, yet people fighting for free speech are denied entry. All eyes on May 16th.

@kelvmackenzie I've been on 4 trains in the last 24 hours, with tight connections. All ran on time. You're talking out of your arse, as usual.

This country is an effing joke. Nothing ever effing works. The railway don’t work. The signals don’t work. The staff don’t work. The radios don’t work. On stations across the UK there’s an announcement from British Transport Police saying if you see “ something out of the ordinary” contact them. How about a train running on time, a train arriving on time or a train turning up at all. They are all “ out of the ordinary.” Why am I paying for this shit system. Designed and run by Socialists.

@ThisYearsModell Great interview with Lisa Kudrow but I don't think Andrew Scott will be too happy to be called British!

@TICKETIFY__ Pls DM me

@Louisu3w Interested. Are you in Lisbon?

@LangmanVince In answer to your question: yes, millions. No 1 - Kid Rock

Seriously is there a dumber and more irrelevant musician on planet Earth than Bruce Springsteen who hasn't had a hit song since "Steets of Philadelphia" released 33 years ago in 1993?

@LangmanVince Those 150 million record sales probably keep the wild from his door.

@bbcapprentice After calling their brand "Chique Le Chien" instead of "Le Chien Chic," Pascha defends her blunder: "I do believe that's an alternating way of spelling 'chic' and it's more French."

@bbcapprentice Dan's idea for a cat tree: "We could even make it look like a tree - brown trunk, green grass." Ah yes, the famous grass tree.

@laurams77 Interested in these...

@TRobinsonNewEra Only a moron needs a flag to remind them what country they're in. Or in your case, occasionally in.

So 50,000 bussed in degenerates went to London today. Sign reads "don't let racist farage and reform divide the country". Unsure which country they mean as only "Palestine" and Islamic regime flags flying. The worst of Britain today. The best of Britain arrive on May 16th.

@hammundi7 @EssexPR And everyone disgusted with the hypocrisy of the other parties in the debt of big business.

@EssexPR It’s only the daily mail that didn’t like it. The block lgbt vote and the block Muslim vote secured . The 16-20 yr old already banked .

The Green Party have just thankfully made themselves totally unelectable with vast swaths of the country. Excellent

@smokelessworld @SmokelessWord Principles?

"I had to start doing things that went completely against all my principles." Boris Johnson on ordering the UK's first lockdown during the Covid-19 pandemic. Catch the latest episode of The @SmokelessWord now!

@foxinthebox2010 @sarahborwell @Dan2073738 Do let us know your qualifications to judge pundits. Have you been a pundit at the highest level? In the men's game, obviously. Thought not.

@sarahborwell @Dan2073738 @TimCooperES Badges are one thing, experience at the highest level is another. Her level is insignificant.

Emma fucking Hayes, enough of this woke bullshit. If she’s good enough to pass judgement on England internationals let her go and coach a men’s team, such as Spurs. See how long she lasts. #ENGURU

@Jaywolvesfc How do you explain her 7 league titles, 5 FA Cups and 2 League Cups? Must be a pretty big postage stamp. Bigger than your brain.

Had enough of the build up to England already, Emma Hayes is like a shite tribute act you get at the Robin in Bilston, what she knows about football you could fit on a postage stamp

@_IAmNotANumber_ @Ralph_Hapschatt That "shop assistant" has won 7 league titles, 5 FA Cups and 2 League Cups and managed the world's No1 team USA. All before the age of 50. What have you ever done?

@Ralph_Hapschatt He’s right at home next to the dead-eyed shop assistant with him, who the fuck is she?

Why is Ian Wright dressed as a refuse collector? #ENGURU

@Matt_Pinner Available

@LozzaFox Is it a "British" tradition to tell a knight of the realm publicly to "fuck off"? Is that what you're fighting for?

I have to confess to never having found Lenny Henry remotely funny, even as a child. I just sort of went along with it, as so many did. The famous British sense of fairness and lifting people up - however spoiled and ungrateful they are - has given SIR Lenny a life most people could only dream of. What is his thank you for these opportunities? Indeed where is another notorious guilt trader @adilray gratitude for the opportunities, gongs and titles the BRITISH people have given him coming from the best part of the soul of this incredible nation? To hate us. That’s the thanks we get. To call for 18 trillion more pounds of free money because nothing will never be enough for these elitist socialist pricks. They hide behind this stolen word “Diversity” and it’s new confected meaning - in which colour of skin trumps everything, especially the content of your character - and they hold award ceremonies where they continue to harangue and bully the very people who have paid for their lunch for far too long. I’m glad SIR Lenny is worried that DEI is going the way of the trans madness, consigned to an embarrassing flicker in our nation’s history. I’m glad that very soon there will be no racist “Diversity Awards” and with their fading memory, every decent minded Brit can take a look in the mirror and remind themselves that awarding ungrateful babies for throwing their toys out of the pram isn’t the quick cure all we were told it was. Fuck you, Sir Lenny and all who sit on golden thrones telling the plebs they should applaud louder for being hated. Game over DEI. Game over Lenny. We want our country back. White, black and all the colours in between - it doesn’t matter - we want to hope and come together for our country. We HATE diversity of anything other than opinion. It’s what made our country great and will make it great again. We want to be released from the spiteful arrogance of ungrateful, talentless oafs like yourself. We are British and we are proud. Join in or sod off.

@RupertLowe10 A senile old buffer spouting racist rubbish would fit right in.

In a world filled with Lenny Henrys, be a John Cleese.