Tim Cottle

@colinsutton He’s a human rights lawyer not a pc plod, cuntstable. You utter shitferbrains

Those who have served in the police will be familiar with the occasional lightweight who would never volunteer, keep a low profile and turn up at scenes just as the combatants were being loaded into the van. And now that spirit is embodied by our Prime Minister.

@NicholasLissack “Nearly stabbed”. Such a bellend, Lickass

I’m in Westminster at a pro-Iran, pro-Palestine event. I went in to ask questions and was nearly stabbed. These people are terrorists. The British government must ban these marches immediately. No tolerance for terrorists. Free Iran. King Reza Pahlavi. Javid Shah!

@jgriffintimes @ahfplanetearth @thetimes Reminds me of….. A geriatric couple go their doctor and say that it feels less comfortable whenever they have sex. Doctor asks them when did they start noticing this. They reply three times last night and twice again this morning.

It’s because of readers like Mike Flint that @thetimes has the greatest letters page in the world 🤣

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard I wonder why Skegness does not attract foreign tourists and only Brit chavs who can’t afford Torremolinos

In Skeg Vegas... All the locals like Karen here are saying the same thing. Vote @reformparty_uk to save our country. Karen speaks very highly of @TiceRichard

@rickwhufc But he didn’t in the previous two seasons. The captain’s armband was handed out when he was going through a bad time. So now you want to give it to him because of a current run of form. Doesn’t work like that mate.

@TimCottle2 Everytime he plays he makes us better

Henrick does that on his debut & OUR CAPTAIN follows his massive effort up with that flaccid cock penalty! Same way he’s captained all season & the reason this club is where we’re at Argue all you want, this club has been devoid of leadership since Declan Rice left this club

@RyanTlksFooty Potts Magassa Kilman is a suicidal triumvirate which would see us relegated before the end of April. Hopefully we won’t be relying on them.

⚒️ After Yesterday I just don't think Freddie Potts or Magassa are up to Premier League standard, i thought kante was fantastic when he came on and he's the youngest there, how we played at the very end of the 90 and in ET is how we need to be playing it should be the Standard. We got wolves Friday im hoping the lads aren't to knackered and we get some important players back we definitely need mavro and Summerville! #WHUFC

@RyanTlksFooty Agreed. Potts and Magassa are not going to save us. Lampard was awful for his first 20 or 30 games. Bullard and Leon Brittan were released because of nepotism. That was a mistake. Lampard went in to be world class but 99.99% of players never get that time to prove themselves.

@rickwhufc Bowen is no worse as captain than Kane is for England. Sometimes, in a shit team, you have no choice but to give the captaincy to someone who is at least guaranteed to start every game and since Rice left it has been a clown show

@TimCottle2 Soucek

@rickwhufc Hasn’t even started for us on quite a few occasions in the past couple of years and has been stripped of captaincy and dropped by Czechia last month

@warsurv Well they can’t send the US back to the Stone Age because it’s already there with millions of primates who worship an orange Neanderthal child-rapist dickface #idiocracy

🚨‼️ BREAKING 💥 🇮🇷 Iran warns of a historic move tonight The Iranian Army says a massive surprise is coming, one the world will remember for centuries.

@MagaGrunt1 So was Adolf Hitler, you dick brain

🇺🇸The things he knows you will never know, the things he’s done you might never hear. The lives he has impacted is unknown. But I know this…He is the most influential President you will ever see.🇺🇸

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

@andrewlawrence Use that in your act mate. It’s funnier than any of your bland material.

Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Another one who can’t or won’t palate English beer. Not a good look, you absolute shitferbrains

Barnsley And Back. Just been up to Barnsley and Wombwell to meet @reformparty_uk members, supporters and candidates. A great bunch who will take Barnsley Council in May. Mark my words. Vote @reformparty_uk

@MittensOff Those towns lol….Reminds me of David Brent and Didcot

Update from the whining Supreme Leader of Flag Shaggers and Harasser of Women, Ryan Bridge himself. After 18hrs in police custody, charged with an offence contrary to Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 and bailed with conditions to stay out of Oxfordshire. Reaction at the end of the clip. 😂

@SianaNache79742 Is he trying to look like Wallace ( & Gromit )

Fucking idiot

@aleksthgrt Great. Fuck off.

🚨BREAKING NEWS Following US President Donald Trump's serious consideration of withdrawing from NATO, it is reported that the US will withdraw all its personnel, military equipment, and nuclear warheads from Europe, and will also end all intelligence and security flows.

@mkfootballgr8 @WestHam_Central Wigan already did that

@WestHam_Central Imagine we won the FA cup and got relegated.

April. Is. Massive. Predictions? Fa Cup for a trip to Wembley: Leeds (h) W or L? Premier League relegation battle: Wolves (h) Palace (a) Everton (h) /9?

@Bounce_BackLoan Go ask Trump for help you shitferbrains. He caused it. Why should UK taxpayers bail other people out ???

The mainstream media finally find their big boy pants and the BBC, ITV, Sky etc all ask Keir Starmer why isn't he doing anything new to support people, why is he so shit etc. You won't want to listen to his droning voice, suffice to say he just waffles crap in reply.