Tim Ebner

Meet the authors and editors behind “Eaterland” at events scheduled in Baltimore and D.C. dc.eater.com/coming-attract…

@juliezweil Look forward to reading. Please, pretty please give us a nod to avocado toast too.

I’m working on a Washington Post article about millennials’ experiences as first-time homebuyers. Any fellow millennials want to talk about buying a house, or choosing not to buy a house yet? DM me.

@ElissaDeSouza Question: How are you working as a neighbor to ensure DC teens have safe places to gather on Halloween? Chasing clout on social media ain’t it. I know you, and you can do better than this. Let’s start by working in the community vs. demonizing it.

I woke up to a lot of comments saying things like, “I don’t see any crime, Elissa,” or “It’s just kids being kids it’s Halloween,” or that “parents should handle this.” But as someone who ACTUALLY lives here in Navy Yard, it’s not that simple. The intent behind my post was not to claim an “active crime in progress.” It’s about safety awareness both for neighbors who live here and for others who might be heading into the area unaware of what’s been happening. It’s also about calling attention to a growing problem and encouraging more consistent measures, like continuing curfews and increased community support. When large groups like this gather, they’re not just standing around playing board games. They’re damaging property, running into residents with bikes, screaming at people, climbing on cars and poles and causing general chaos. This isn’t about kids hanging out. It’s about safety and respect for the community and for the people who live here, work here, and walk their dogs here every night. Those of us who call this home have every right to be concerned when what should be a fun evening turns into something unsafe and destructive. 🎥 @RapidReport2025 #NavyYard

ZomTum quietly opened in a prominent Pennsylvania Avenue space this month dc.eater.com/openings/16333…

@HStGreatSt And definitely order the martini!

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There’s a new speakeasy on #HStreetNE. Head to the alley behind @Henceforth_DC. Look for this sign under a blue light & ring the doorbell for dealer’s choice cocktails. Head upstairs to a dimly lit lounge with a wrap-around bar. But please, no photos allowed once inside… 🍸🤫

Remember when @washingtonpost wrote a hack-job piece about H Street’s demise? Well, guess again! Absolutely feeling the vibes of @Henceforth_DC! This is going to be the third-place hangout at lunch, happy hour, or dinner. #HStreetDC 🍻

@mattadler81 Wowzer!

Highly recommend sheet pan happy hour nachos at El Rey before a ball game. These were $10 + $3 to add pork. Delicious!

Itching for a trip but don't have the time and money to go all-out? Contributor Tim Ebner rounded up five staycation ideas for a hassle-free spring break, close (ish) to home. 51st.news/five-spring-st…

Every year, 2.5 million pounds of beads, streamers, masks, bottles, confetti, and just garbage accumulate over the Mardi Gras Carnival season, and someone’s got to clean it up. thrillist.com/lifestyle/new-…

Chefs of the world and anyone who cooks for others will know - food has the power to bridge divides and bring people together. If you own a restaurant, if you represent your culture through food, if you have ever shared a meal with a stranger… bonappetit.com/story/american…

I think every #Commanders fan probably thought about the bad snap of ‘99 on that final kick. Thank god for a different outcome and a new chapter! HAIL! youtu.be/TPCZvDhzNhA?si… #HTTC

@NationalZoo Ok, but the live cam will be turned on, so we can watch the pandas play in the snow, right? 🤞

Due to the inclement weather, the Smithsonian’s National Zoo is closed Monday, Jan. 6. ❄️ Photo: Bao Li in his outdoor yard munching a carrot during the Nov. 22 snowfall. Paws-crossed for panda snowments Jan. 6. Follow #DCPandas.

I am breaking my Twitter silence to send a request to @NationalZoo. Please… pretty, pretty please 🙏 turn on the panda cam on Monday, so I can watch Qing Bao and Bao Li frolic in the snow ❄️ 🐼

Contributor @TimEbner rounded up five day trips that'll make you feel like the main character in a cheesy holiday romcom. And the best part? They're all accessible by train -- the most romantic mode of transit. buff.ly/4eVAntv

Exclusive: The talents behind Daru will open a new Indian street food restaurant and cocktail bar on H Street NE (former Fancy Radish space). Details on Tapori, coming this fall: axios.com/local/washingt…

Stop eating takeout in your sprinter van. Live a little and experience the thrill of dining out. For your next weekend visit, may I present the 72-hour tour of DC, courtesy of @resy blog.resy.com/2024/08/72-hou…

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@culinarydiplo Also worth noting, WH hospitality staff are not rehired under each new admin. It’s a job unlike political appointees. This is to safeguard their work and includes cleaning and service staff too.

@culinarydiplo Because I asked the White House who would be hiring a new chef.

Appreciate you stirring the pot @TimEbner but why do you think the Bidens would appoint someone and not leave it to the next residents? Much better parlor games to be had speculating on Melania's pick vs Doug's bonappetit.com/story/cristeta…