Timothy John Swan ✝️

I'm juggling in 2008. 🤹🏻‍♂️

@LaughingFightz Imagine there are comments on this of women simply asking what he did. Like, when is there accountability? Can women just always do whatever they want and it's always just a man's fault? 🤦‍♂️

Dam she snapped 😳

@TmAlberto that's too expensive for no good structure, insulation, electrical and plumbing. it's just a large sized log toy

Build this affordable kit in a single weekend!

So many flat earthers keep mentioning how no one "feels" the earth spinning when we are going a thousand miles per hour. I figured taking a day to take an entire rotation can't exert that much outward force, so I asked Grok to compile me some information about it. It turns out that you'll likely weigh about 1/200th more at the poles than the equator, but only 2/3rds of that is due to the outward acceleration of ~0.03 meters per second squared (gravity is ~9.8) and the remaining third is apparently due to the difference in equator bulge, since you're closer to the earth mass at the pole. So, congratulations, normal adults should feel half a pound lighter due to the dramatic spinning!

@PBDsPodcast No one cares if they can search using their own algorithm.

YouTube Is Changing the Entire Algorithm "MrBeast’s viewership has dropped 50%. He used to get 400M–900M views, now it’s 60M–120M. Why? Because YouTube controls the knob." "YouTube hit a mark where they said: stop recommending the big popular channels, start recommending the smaller ones."

@elonmusk x.com/TimJSwan/statu…

Starship launch next week!

@venom1s I thought it was both of their faults because they both hit exactly the same, but really someone said you need to let those off the elevator first. So, she's not only the one at fault for the hit, but she chooses to blame him, still.

> A boy came out of the lift. > A girl was standing right in front. > He accidentally bumped into her. > He apologized, but she kept slapping him. > He then beat her up. Why do women think they can get away with beating men?

@CollinRugg that city is about to sue waymo 😂

NEW: 50 empty Waymos invade Atlanta neighborhoods and circle their cul-de-sacs for hours early in the mornings. Residents say they are getting waymo traffic than usual and have tried combating the cars with a neon green sign, which only made the problem worse. The Waymos didn't know what to do and clogged the entire street. "We have small animals and pets, got kids getting on the bus in the morning, and it just doesn’t feel safe to have that traffic," one resident said. The residents say Waymo has not given them a response yet.

@elonmusk Can you make it so that in 1 per 1000 loads, it randomly says (algorithm) under "for you" and (no algorithm) under "following"?

Critique of the 𝕏 algorithm is welcome. There will be monthly updates of the latest algorithm to GitHub with release notes. As reminder, you can always choose no algorithm via the Following tab.

Communism OS

@CsTominaga x.com/TimJSwan/statu…

Welcome to the future.

One of the things I have come to understand about this universe is something I first learned, in sharper form, from the writings of Terry Pratchett. He understood something that many solemn men in expensive rooms never quite manage to grasp. We are not merely Homo sapiens. We are Pan narrans — the storytelling ape, the storytelling chimp, the creature that does not merely observe the world but survives by wrapping it in meaning. That is what we are. Not the rational animal, not the economic animal, not the statistical animal, not the glorious little spreadsheet mammal that consultants dream about after too much airport coffee. We are the animal that tells itself stories and then builds empires, religions, markets, wars, technologies, and entire civilisations around them. People like to pretend otherwise, of course. It is one of their more charming weaknesses. They imagine that the world runs on facts, when most of them would not recognise a fact if it arrived with a passport, three witnesses, and a signed confession. They imagine it runs on science, when half the institutions invoking science are merely laundering authority through a lab coat. They imagine it runs on money, when money itself is only a story that has learned to wear a suit. The strongest force in this universe is not gravity. It is not electricity. It is not the elegant machinery of physics, though I have published in physics and have more work in that field coming. I understand the appeal of equations. They are clean. They are disciplined. They do not flatter fools merely because the fools have followers. But human beings do not run on equations. They run on narrative. They run on stories. Stories are what tell a man whether he is defeated or merely delayed. Stories tell a mob whether it is righteous or merely numerous. Stories tell cowards they are prudent, thieves they are innovators, parasites they are intermediaries, and bureaucrats they are guardians of order. The right story can keep a civilisation alive. The wrong one can make a civilisation applaud while it walks into the furnace. That is why narrative matters. That is why people fight over it. That is why they lie, distort, censor, sneer, smear, and posture. Not because they care about truth. Most people have only a holiday acquaintance with truth. They visit it occasionally, complain about the weather, and return to the warm swamp of consensus. They fight over narrative because narrative governs what people believe is possible. And one of the oldest, strongest, most enduring narratives is the comeback. The return. The man who was declared finished, buried, dismissed, mocked, written off, and explained away by people whose chief talent was being wrong in groups. The amusing thing about such people is that they always mistake the middle of the story for the end. They see blood and call it defeat. They see silence and call it absence. They see delay and call it destruction. They see a man forced to endure and assume endurance is weakness. That is because their imagination is small. And small imaginations always confuse survival with failure. But the comeback is powerful because it does not require permission from the crowd. It does not ask the mob to revise its opinion first. It does not wait for the priests of fashionable consensus to announce that the weather has changed. It simply arrives, inconveniently alive, carrying receipts and a very poor opinion of those who celebrated too early. That is where we are now. They wrote their story. They told themselves they had won. They convinced each other that the patents would disappear, the IP would vanish, the work would be erased, and the man would be stopped. A touching little bedtime story, really. The sort told by people who need the dark to feel safe. But reality has an unrefined habit of entering the room without asking permission. The work remains. The IP remains. The publications are coming. The story is not over.

Be motivated, my friend.

@HistorianUSA1 imagine a tiny animal doing that to a tree with their face we can't punch trees like that with our fists

You catch the most majestic homewrecker in your backyard doing unsanctioned demolition. Me: “He’s absolutely beautiful… but he is destroying my tree. Hey bud, you’re destroying my tree. Could you stop?” 😭 This absolute UNIT of a Pileated Woodpecker: ignores me completely and keeps jackhammering like he pays the mortgage The damage at the end… UGH THE DAMAGE 💀🪵😂 I bet some municipalities would require you to have a permit to do that to a tree in your own yard.

@redpillb0t Funny thing is, I thought New Jersey was a state we could just say F.U. to. 😅

A data center in New Jersey was canceled when residents showed up and fought it

Not digital IDs but security IDs meaning some administrator controls it instead of math and the signer, themselves. Digital IDs on BSV (Bitcoin) are controlled by the key holders so governments or elitists etc. can't own and control people with that, at least not directly. They can build their own systems or ones that use it, but that's different.

@DarrenPlymouth @Lynda_1911

Wake Up!

Again, you're confusing different things here. If something is on "the blockchain" what blockchain? Programmable money and digital ID are good. What's bad is something that is not money, a currency which is a security. The example someone gave was an automatic taking from your account if you make an infraction. Well, if it is Bitcoin, which is BSV, then it's a chain of digital signatures. No one can just sign for you. An "account" is something else, entirely. It's the governments, then, not the digital ID you should be worried about. It's their system and their security IDs and currencies, not the base protocols unless they are using garbage protocols. BSV is a great protocol, but how it is used is up to you just like gold was abused by Babylon.

@BeeYorkk @wildfreakouts problem is that they don't actually get sued successfully most of the time so they would rather just do this like she said

@wildfreakouts This isn't true btw doctors are legally required to do everything in their power to keep you alive or else get sued for wrongful death

Woman tells people to take “organ donor” off their license after claiming doctors stopped trying to save her friend once they saw he was a donor

@kroniknews well, he can't claim self defense on that one; could have had her removed

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