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TimLyons

@TimLyons

Follow me on Facebook, I tweet a lot of funny videos. Listen to Improv is Dead!

Chicago, IL Katılım Temmuz 2008
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
Extremely grateful for all the bits I got to do as Alan on #TheBigLeap this season! Loved every second of playing this (lovable?) lil weirdo.
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TikTok is censoring this video because of sword play. Also because my shirt is open. Let’s show them that swords won’t be censored.
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Trying out stand up for the first time
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Dan White@atdanwhite·
Seeing things clearly now.
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*Me using a vacuum my mom has had and used her entire life* My mom: oh my god what is that noise!?
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
Not sure if gingers have souls but I know that if we kill someone in a dream they die in real life.
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All my cousins banging on the bathroom door 40 minutes after dinner, shit filling up their pants. My legs are asleep, my ass cheeks are red and I'm 30 minutes into a perfect Balatro run on my phone. I can't stop now. I won't stop now.
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
This one’s for all the spooky girlies this spooky season based on the spooky witches getting down in the 2015 spooky movie The Witch.
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
Sucks that I can wake up from a beautiful, tragic, life changing dream knowing that it’s meaningless and only happened because I ate red sauce the night before.
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@atdanwhite To know they are locked is to try and unlock them.
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@TimLyons I always promise not to try anything weird with the dogs and the kennels are locked anyway so I couldn’t if I wanted to (I don’t)
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FUDGECAST@ImprovIsDead·
Hey CHICAGO! We're doing some unplugged and perved out live shows Oct. 3rd @iochicago at 7:30 pm and then at 10 pm Logan Square Improv! Grab a tickets for either show here linktr.ee/improvisdead
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
@IAmEcw Appreciate this very much! Thanks buddy!
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
Anyone else accidentally spelling it "HOTTOTO" when singing it out loud?
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TimLyons@TimLyons·
I spent $96 on Hinge roses last week and sent them all within 5 min. So far haven’t heard back from anyone but I know this is what it takes. As soon as I get paid this week, I’m excited up the ante to $200 and put myself out there once again! I’m destined to be deleted!!!
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