Tim Nicol

That's now 100 Manchester City goals for Erling Haaland. Here's how his scoring rate compares to all-time Man City top scorer Sergio Agüero.

@ChrisTheLewis @lukeaaronmoore for you

When Pompey needed a long range wondergoal in 2006

@MKotroco Afghan and nothing

@goodegracious Love it

Good morning, please take a minute to look at nature today. I hope you have a peaceful spring day💐 #spring

@supermathskid @IrnBruiser another one for you

I will forever be weirdly obsessed with all the names across the world that are actually translations of Smith

@Sean_Fay @IrnBruiser got you written all over it, this

This is such clever design. As a flag nerd I love it! Norwegian Airlines showing how they fly to different places by creating flags on the Norwegian flag (Reddit: portals27)

‘The Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life Jane’ speech from Come Dine with Me but it’s performed by an Indie band.

@JessTimpz *not unusual

@JessTimpz Bit unusual but glasgae is mint

@MJTaylor95 @ManchesterDose @Johnny_Marr Some girls

Best riff @Johnny_Marr has written? What we saying?

Adrian Chiles reveals ‘WAP’ by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion has gone straight onto his sex playlist. “Even just humming it gives me a stonk-on,” he told reporters

@MKotroco RT

@ChezidentTee I don't like the repeated used of the word 'moment' to describe BLM, nor his cringeworthy bragging about bringing 'thousands to court'

@ChezidentTee He's come across terribly in this 😟

@tomseasman @IrnBruiser @WayneRooney @rioferdy5 help

@IrnBruiser Want picking up in the morning lads? @IrnBruiser @TimNicol_

@JJShreeve Things JL doesn't want to see: - Abuse Things JL does want to see: - Banter (and plenty of it)

@TimNicol_ This is also doing my head in!

My favourite bit of ‘The Test’ is Justin Langer’s obsession with A Star Is Born

@goodegracious I'm so baffled by her angle. Because she has received awful sexist abuse throughout her life, no one else can possibly identify as a woman? I'm quite embarrassingly uneducated, but... Is that it?

CW: transphobia Rowling strikes again. With her 'concern'. Which is thinly veiled as, 'I don't want people who don't have vaginas and visible boobs in my women's spaces. In case they hurt me.' Which I can't even begin to unpick, the problems, the lack of research, the erasure.

@ChezidentTee Aren't some firms historically far-right aswell though?