There are some who call me...TIM

@thefarmersheep ramming speed

take that camera away you’re pissing me off

@wolfncrisis sounds legit

hi, I’m sheep. can you show me where my fellow sheep are?

Hey Ken Paxton : I am an ex Waco child abuse prosecutor. And while you are focused on bathroom stalls, I am focused on why you allowed Adam Hoffman sodomize a child and he is still a member in good standing of the Texas Bar.👇

Today is low dose day! Won't you join me? churchofthemushroom.org

On September 11, 1974, a ten-year-old boy named Stephen Colbert lost his father and two of his closest brothers, Paul and Peter, when Eastern Air Lines Flight 212 crashed into a cornfield hillside just three miles from the Charlotte, North Carolina airport.

"The absurd" is not the claim that life is pointless — it is the observation that human beings desperately need meaning, and the universe persistently refuses to provide any. Most people, confronted with this gap, either fall into despair or reach for comforting illusions.

@kurupuri0 Brilliant

阴阳奇兵 (The Young Taoism Fighter) 1986 / Taiwan-Hong Kong / Chen Chi-Hwa ⚡️👁️sound on👁️⚡️

@Oz_Resists @joncoopertweets I'm afraid we've moved beyond "outvotoing them." They won't just walk away.

@joncoopertweets We are not going to change the cultists minds. We need to outvote them.

Good lord, MAGA Republicans like this guy are straight-up morons. I know it’s not nice to say, but it’s true. Don’t waste your breath trying to reason with them using facts. Save your energy.

@theliamnissan @VinDe1sel

@0ccultbot jesusneverexisted.com

The lost years of Jesus refer to his activities between the ages of 12 and 30, of which there is no mention in the bible.

Oh that's rich 😏 I call for robust regulation of religious organizations that promote and cover up pedophilia. 🤨

The Catholic Church has had 266 popes. Julius III is the one who created the Cardinal Secretary of State, which eventually became the highest office in the Vatican. He created the office because he needed somewhere to park his teenage boyfriend.

In the 1960s, the FBI spent more than two years investigating the lyrics of the Kingsmen’s hit pop song “Louie Louie.” So you see, they have always been imbeciles.

Monday Haiku #2: I would remember We all would celebrate it If he died today

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Originally called Decoration Day, Black Americans interred the bodies of fallen Union soldiers to honor their sacrifice — now known as Memorial Day. Decades later, my great-grandfather served our nation in WWI. Then my grandfather took post in WWII and the Korean War. Today and every day, I honor their sacrifice by fighting for rights they were denied in a country they loved, knowing freedom will prevail if we refuse to give up the battle.

Trump, 5 days before Memorial Day: We lost, so far, 13 people. People don't like it when you say you lost 13 people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.' I lost 13 people

On this Memorial Day, I want us all to take a moment and thank the sweet baby Jesus for giving us Edith. 🥹