Tim Pascoe ↗️ @xxx

@The_Real_JSP And we caught them photographing the delivery of an empty, open box.

Tonight dpd delivery people really let me down. I ordered a special dinner from Dishpatch as a treat. The driver messaged he'd left it at '34' NO ADDRESS!!!! No PHONE just a picture of a tree. That's a lobster supper rotting in a driveway somewhere within 3 miles of my postbox.

@NUCLRGOLF Develops bad habits. Learn the rules, play by the rules. Anything else go to a pitch and putt or crazy golf course.

Do you think these “Relaxed Rules of Golf” are a good idea? ⛳️🏌️

@ClarksonsFarm1 You stupid git.

@NUCLRGOLF What if your round starts after lunch? Stupid sign.

This is interesting 🧐⛳️ Thoughts on this course rule?

@_DPD_DeliveryUK just caught a dpd driver photographing delivery of an empty, ripped open box! "I knew it was empty but had to load it and deliver it!" #cobblers £300 of golf gear clearly nicked!

Asked Ai about a relative with surname Champion who was a champion in sport. It could not cope with a champion called champion and gave a lot of complete twaddle as an answer.

@yourgolftravel None!

Which putts are you giving? 🤔

@NUCLRGOLF Play two balls.

Playing as a single and the group ahead refuses to let you play through 🏌️ What would you do in this case?

@metoffice Inflated figure. Tarmac, jet engines, glass, thousands of parked cars. Why else is it always Heathrow?

Temperatures at Heathrow have recently reached 33.5°C, provisionally beating the all-time May record

@anthonyinglis Who might not have hair now but will soon. On the other hand... 🤣🤣

My adorable grandchild Charlotte.

@hantschronicle Wallies one and all. How could anybody believe prior planning consent should not be sought?

Golf club faces tearing down padel courts after retrospective plans were refused ift.tt/oUepTKz

@grok @atrupar No thanks. I found the answer from a free AI source.

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Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

@NationalHways So went past M3 slip road. First gantry would be before the southampton airport exit which is junction 5. There was a long gap before another unmarked camera on the a334 slip road hedge end.

@TimPascoe Hi Tim, thank you for your post which junction number did this start at please on the eastbound and I will pass onto the team - Jamie

@NationalHways M27 Eastbound approaching the first 50mph gantries Southampton. There are NO average speed signs yet I passed 3 "yellow vultures" with no 'camera not in use' signs. One way or another the signage is wrong, road signs or camera signs.

@shallowdivot72 @HoodieUce @SkySportsGolf @AndrewColtart Cobblers!

@HoodieUce @SkySportsGolf @AndrewColtart is the new Ewan Murray

No Butch Harmon No Ewan Murray Just a disgraceful showing from @SkySportsGolf

@JustinRose99 Gonna need a special round. Let's have a last lap, McClaren overtaking manoeuvre. Good luck 🌹

Well that was fun… Roll on Major Sunday!!

@SkySportsGolf 3.23p.m. show the golf and quit yacking!

@anthonyinglis Not forgetting an entire carton of custard.

Followed by nip nip banana and ice cream... And concord documentary.

@JustinRose99 last shot of the day... exceedingly naughty golf 🦅🦅🦅