Tim Pascoe ↗️ @xxx

My omage to Richard Chamberlain in Count of Monte Cristo when he says, " ask me to forgive those who caused my father to die of starvation... never madam, never." Well, ask me to pay £10.50 for a creme brulee (my favourite dessert), never Sir, never!

@Keir_Starmer enough is enough. U.S. taking the pee with their use of B52's from UK. Put a stop to it. Stand tough.

@SkySportsGolf about time. Commentary A team on duty @ewenmurray77 and @beemerpga golf's very own Batman and Robin 🤣

@beemerpga beemer, could you ask any golfers who use aimpoint whether they have measured their legs to ensure they are exactly the same length. Cheers

@hantschronicle Who told you that? So many alternative roads to use to get where the 3051 starts and finishes.

Drivers warned of 26-mile diversion route for works on Botley Road ift.tt/KH5NTBj

10.50 a.m. Chinook over-flying Portsdown Hill towards Dockyard. Likely passed near to or over, Southwick Park Golf Club. Hang a right chaps/chapesses and go over Wickham Golf Club.🤣

@DirectLine automated answer service couldn't understand the same info I gave to a human! Result? 0/10 computer 8/10 human. It would have been 10 if she hadn't tried to get me to repeat the process. Ten minutes of my life wasted!

@EdwardJDavey How on earth could he? Get real!

Millions of families are already at breaking point. Now experts warn energy bills could jump by £500 thanks to Donald Trump’s illegal war. Today I asked the Prime Minister for a cast-iron guarantee that he will not let energy bills skyrocket again. He didn’t give it.

@MAGALieTracker Good looking ear though!

BREAKING: Trump has a HUGE rash on his neck. The White House is not being transparent with the public about Trump’s health.

@RobertJenrick You sad bunny!

🚨Tomorrow at 8:30am I will be revealing on X a truly shocking scandal about Rachel Reeves. It’s appalling.

So, this coming week is #BritishPieWeek & with it, probably the worst tradition ever. "Pie jus" in other words, parsley sauce. The origin of which was stewed eel water & a pile of parsley. There is little more revolting than a tasty meat pie floating in tasteless pie jus. #GRAVY

@NUCLRGOLF Sand filled divot is GUR.

Should we get free relief from divots? 🤔🏌️

@beemerpga I am struggling to enjoy golf coverage at the moment. Commentary by you without @ewenmurray77 is not the same. It's like Bob without Bing, Laurel without Hardy, even Laverne without Shirley! You need to kick ass and get EM back.

@WinchesterCity why have you collected the annual fee for garden waste nearly a month earlier than last year?

@odysseygolf 5 month old putter, little used. Would you be happy with the putter face peeling office?

@BBCBreakfast Which the whistleblowers signed off!

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor charged taxpayers for massages and excessive travel costs while working as the UK's trade envoy, whistleblowing retired civil servants have told the BBC. On #BBCBreakfast Nick Johnson was outside Windsor Lodge where police investigations continue bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@curiosityonx Stupid question

What would you do in this situation?

@TheVixhal Asteroids add weight.

When humans brought back moon rocks it was the first time we made the earth heavier.

@MrPitbull07 What's to debate. Clearly a dickhead!

He refuses to work because he says he was born without his consent and the internet cannot decide if he is a genius or delusional. A 21 year old man has sparked a massive online debate after publicly stating that he refuses to work because he was born without his consent. His argument is straightforward: since he never asked to be brought into the world, his parents are obligated to support him financially for as long as he needs. He claims that forcing someone to work for a life they did not choose is fundamentally unfair and that the responsibility lies entirely with the people who made the decision to have him. The statement has drawn millions of reactions across social media, with people sharply divided over whether his reasoning is absurd or uncomfortably logical. Critics have called him immature, entitled, and a symbol of everything wrong with younger generations. They argue that personal responsibility begins at adulthood regardless of the circumstances of birth. Supporters, however, see his words as a philosophical critique of modern work culture and the expectations placed on people who had no say in their own existence. Some have connected his stance to antinatalism, a philosophical position that questions whether bringing new life into the world is morally justifiable. One sentence from a 21 year old just forced the entire internet to debate the meaning of responsibility, choice, and what we actually owe each other.

@LairdOfTheManor Wrong d.o.b.

“That is going straight to the pool room.”