Tim Pridemore

@itsme_urstruly I’ve got a friend that don’t get beaver that often either.

omg this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen.. The little beaver temper tantrum noises … 🥹

@marknorm He’s going to be someone’s flashlight in prison.

Gotta hand it to him

@JimNorton I always knew he was an Un sympathizer

North Korea held their election and the voice of the people has been heard. I break down the elections process. #democracy

@JimNorton I had the volume down. I thought he was comparing his wife to himself.

Happy St Patrick's Day!! So many people don't truly understand the meaning of St Patrick's Day. I break it down for you, free of charge. #stpatricksday🍀 #irish

@krassenstein Which one are you?

We have left the United States for Montreal. No corruption here.

@ModernxDad There’s a lot of things that can define a man. How you drink coffee isn’t one of them lol. I don’t need another Rip wannabe telling me what makes a man.

Only Men can understand this

@BenStiller Oh look it’s Temu Adam Sandler.

What

@TansuYegen Could’ve just poured some McDonald’s drive thru coffee in there.

Lava above 1,000°C was poured into a Stanley thermos to test its durability…

@JimNorton You can never make me believe you gagged on that toothbrush.

Brushing your teeth in India. Dental hygiene is so important, and there are tricks to brushing your teeth when the water is not compatible with your stomach. Watch and learn #india

Here’s something I can’t understand. Why do you people automatically go to politics? Someone’s whole life is not based on who they voted for. Just because you didn’t like who he voted for doesn’t mean you can’t like him. I like politics, it interests me and I make plenty of comments about it. But if you step back and look it’s such a minuscule part of the human experience. There are plenty of dumb asses on the left and the right. Lou wasn’t one of them. However Keith you certainly are.

Legendary scumbag, yes

@krassenstein Look how pathetic. If you want to voice your opinion there are ways to do that. If you want a whole bunch of attention…well there’s ways to do that too. My favorite part is when he’s being held like a baby.

There’s nothing like breaking a US Marine’s bones in order to prevent him from speaking out against a senseless, pathetic, stupid war. This man is a hero. The people getting us into a needless war which kills Americans are who we should be pushing back on.

@TimRunsHisMouth @stoolpresidente @broker1ajs Her fetish was hearing American secrets….he gave her multiple orgasms.

@stoolpresidente @broker1ajs He was definitely the bottom in this relationship.

Call me crazy I like my politicians not to get tricked my foreign spies. 😂😂😂

@stoolpresidente Yea he’s a joke. He’s honestly the creepiest of all the creepy politicians. You should see the promos he put out in the pool and at the gym. He loves to do the classic sucker punch then disappears on here. Don’t expect a response back.

@KamalaHarris I love with they say “Let me be clear”. And then cut to a few months later that’s not really what they meant.

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice. Read my full statement:

@StephenKing Thank you for your service…oh wait. You just wrote books about zombie cats and mean cars.

This is the man who was too chickenshit to fight in Vietnam. His daddy got him out of it.

@SenMarkKelly Well don’t stay out to long. We need you back in that tree making cookies.

Just two weeks ago, Donald Trump tried to have me arrested because he didn’t like what I said. So yes, I’ll be at the State of the Union tonight because he can’t intimidate me or stop me from doing my job.

@GavinNewsom Remember when you tried to fit in with black people by saying you were dumb?

Donald Trump is destroying our country.

@TaraBull C’mon guys it’s just a word. I still hear people around here saying “fart” all the time. Yea I cringe a little but I figure it’s their upbringing.

Nicole Curtis the host of the HGTV show Rehab Addict, says the N word on video and quickly tries to have it deleted.

@JimNorton And a sports analyst??!! You don’t miss Jim…you just don’t miss. On a fun side note though if I hear you say “Supebowl” again I’m walking into traffic.

Super Bowl XL is here! I give a great breakdown on what to expect between the Hawks and the Patties #SuperBowlLX

I don’t think she’s evil or demonic. But being a Christian doesn’t solve your problems. God is there to walk with you through your problems. He never said we wouldn’t struggle, quiet the opposite actually. He only said to come to him and he will give you rest. I hope she finds that peace one day. I hope we all find it when we struggle. Faith is believing. We don’t need to see him, to know he’s there. We know he’s there because we’ve found hope, this sure a dark place when there is none.

“I am so sick of this Christian rhetoric”