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One of my favorites, from my new release, Bachelorette Party:
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Tim Slagle
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Tim Slagle
@TimSlagle
Stand up comic, clean and controversial.
Chicago Katılım Ocak 2009
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The plan for tonight's Late Show with Stephen Colbert, is to rerun all the funny bits from the show over the past 11 years.
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Tim and Dale talk about the 70s, on the latest Another Day Above Ground podcast:
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Upon hearing that Michigan is considering legalization of Assisted Suicide, Hillary Clinton took credit for its invention.
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"No country respect Trump"
Careful there, Chinese Meme Farm, your accent is showing!
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The SPLC, has been giving money to Nazis and Klan leaders.
Isn’t that like MADD picking up bar tabs?
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It makes sense that the Government would choose to purchase Spirit Airlines.
It's always been the Amtrak of the sky.
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US Soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke made half a million dollars betting against Maduro on Polymarket.
He’s being indicted on charges of impersonating a Congresswoman.
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DERSHOWITZ DEPARTS: Legal legend Alan Dershowitz is officially ditching the Democratic Party. The lifelong liberal is registering as a Republican, citing the Democratic Party's "hostility" toward Israel and a radical shift that he warns is "bad for America."
"I intend to work hard to prevent the Democrats from gaining control of the House... and Senate, and I urge those who share my concerns about the increasing influence of radicalisms in the Democratic Party to vote, campaign and contribute for continued Republican control of Congress."
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@IslanderWORLD "Decades inside the machine" is not a credibility enhancement
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Retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson just dropped a live grenade on the Judge Napolitano show.
He’s citing reports from inside the White House: during an emergency meeting this past Saturday, Donald Trump tried to activate the nuclear codes against Iran and was stopped cold by General Dan Caine, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs.
Johnson didn’t mince words. “There is seriously something wrong with Trump,” he said.
If this is true and it’s coming from a guy who spent decades inside the machine, it’s one of the most chilling moments of this entire crisis. The man with sole authority over one of the world’s largest nuclear arsenal was reportedly ready to cross the ultimate line because things weren’t going his way in the Persian Gulf.
When even (reportedly) the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs has to physically stop the president from crossing that final line, you know the American century isn’t ending with dignity, it’s ending in a fit of unhinged rage that could still drag the rest of us into the flames.
THE ISLANDER@IslanderWORLD
🇺🇸🏴☠️🇮🇷 Ex CIA veteran Larry Johnson just looked the empire dead in the eye and called its bluff. Larry Johnson didn’t mince words: the U.S. strike and boarding of that Iranian vessel was an act of war... illegal, and indefensible under any reading of international law. No “routine interdiction.” No “sanctions enforcement.” Because the only mechanism for legal sanctions is the UNSC. A guided missile destroyer opens fire on a commercial ship in international waters, then sends Marines swarming aboard. That’s armed piracy by the world’s wannabe sheriff. Washington crossed the Rubicon the moment it put holes in that hull. Tehran knows it. The world just watched it happen in real time. This is the empire openly declaring war on the high seas and daring anyone to call it what it is. Iran will call it what it is with its full arsenal of kinetic business cards delivered to targets it's already named.
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@jimmy_dore Is this "analyst's" signature on the letter that claimed the Laptop was "Russian Disinformation"?
It kinda reminds me of the "tried to take the wheel" story from the Jan 6 committee.
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According to retired CIA analyst Larry Johnson: During an emergency meeting On Saturday Trump tried to “use the nuclear codes” on Iran and he was stopped by General Dan Caine.
According to Johnson “there is seriously something wrong with Trump”:
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Happy 420 everybody from the Another Day Above Ground podcast. Today Dale and Tim celebrate by talking with Amanda Moser the nation's preeminent authority on Weed and Sex. anotherday19.podbean.com/e/celebrate-42…
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The Straits of Hormuz has turned into a giant game of
"Red Light / Green Light."
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@FoxNews Mamdani is going to make sure the full force of the law is used against that officer.
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A mounted NYPD officer chases down and eventually arrests an alleged purse thief in Manhattan.
The officer's bodycam footage shows him and the horse galloping down the Upper West Side — and with the help of a witness, is able to apprehend the suspect and recover the purse.
"Whether on foot or on hooves, our officers are always ready."
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The New York Times couldn't decipher the acronym NATO.😂
▪️The newspaper published an article with the headline: "A North American Treaty Organization without America?" However, NATO is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.
▪️As a result, the newspaper was forced to correct the print version.
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@Philip_Mundhen3 @elonmusk Thanks, @Philip_Mundhen3. Here's an abbreviated version of the bit:
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@elonmusk @TimSlagle - America's greatest comic - did a wonderful piece about an semi-intelligent Roomba. I can't find it.
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Elevators used to be manually operated and were especially risky if the operator was tired or inebriated.
Now, you just get in, press a button and a modern elevator, if inspected regularly, is extremely safe.
James Stephenson@ICannot_Enough
Nobody is skeptical of autonomous elevators because nobody alive today was even around to see a human elevator operator in real life before the last one got laid off. Automation is far safer.
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@maddenifico Funny that these women cannot see the irony here:
There are real life "Handmaids" in Iran, that the President is trying to liberate.
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Awesome video of the Handmaid's procession at the No Kings protest in Nashville, Tennessee. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
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