Space Jesus Skywalker

@The_RealCommish @bendreyfuss Simp

@bendreyfuss Ha. Dude has 5x the followers as you and done far more with his life. Who are you?

@brooklynmarie @charlie_savage @elonmusk Seems like the simplest answer for why the billionaire oligarch is supporting fascism is that he's a billionaire oligarch who supports fascism.

What if @elonmusk's embrace of rightwing culture war, while damaging Tesla's brand among liberals, helps accelerate the shift from gas vehicles to electric by coaxing conservatives into considering Teslas rather than seeing EVs as a marker of liberal/coastal identity and values?

@RepBrianMast You're fucking pathetic, Brian.

Ah, I guess the trash can identifies as a “Vertical Moving Bin.” The fact that our flag was in a trash can for ANY reason & no one on your team thought to fix it is all I need to know. My staff & I took it & respectfully stored it until AOC retrieved it for you. You’re welcome.

@GaryLegum @RepBrianMast Unlike Brian Matt, thumbs are useful

@jbouie He tweets like someone who has no love in his life

have been trying to ignore elon discourse as much as possible but i will say i think it is absolutely worth $44 billion to him to be able to get endless retweets and applause for tweeting fox news grandpa shit

@kenklippenstein I blocked them immediately.

THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

@BouncyOnion44 @JohnBurgJr @rob_sheridan @elonmusk

@JohnBurgJr @rob_sheridan @elonmusk Only poors bring it up

My pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci

@profgalloway I love seeing cons blame Biden for things that happened under trump.

What’s it going to be today? Oh

@Texas_Kate @LLUHealth That's been SOP for decades because the Drs understand the child will be high risk for infections and don't want to waste an organ that could've saved someone else. Stop being a psychopath, Kate

@HelenKennedy That dude has no love in his life.

@HoustonChron It would've been easy to headline this in a manner that explains the process for moving offices & that her and her team had nothing to do with it. This is an insurrection supporting congressman lying to people for clout. It's shameful.

Tweets fly over how Sheila Jackson Lee's office flags were moved in Capitol after Florida Congressman filmed and tweeted a video of her flags in a container labeled for trash. bit.ly/3FFqcv0

@nycsouthpaw Apparently Jeremy peters between gaslighting and outright stupidity.

Stop the presses.

@stevanzetti @ellagirwin @elonmusk I wondered what happened to that guy. I swear I was following him but it appears I was not. Curious

Hey @ellagirwin, is this allegation true or is this a fabricated screenshot? If this screenshot is real, it sure would make all the huffing and puffing about the Twitter Files by @elonmusk quite hypocritical.

@Shaggyzal @SenseiBoose Bout isn't worth shit after a decade in US prison.

That Micah Parsons tweet was insane but the jokes have been hilarious. They called that man Pass Rush Limbaugh and Maga Parsons and I’m dying laughing

@adams_hurta Politicos are fine. That list is not.

@TimTimNotTim1 Not sure socializing with politicos would violate a code of ethics, not should it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Random half-baked hot take: SCOTUS maybe shouldn't be in DC. If we want justices to truly be insulated from politics (lifetime terms & whatnot), we shouldn't make them live in a city where half the other people to socialize with are politicos.

@RightWingCope GODTSE.

wyd if you go to their house and see american jesus bedding 💀

@azcentral Lol nerd

Opinion: If #BrittneyGriner is smart about her release from a Russian prison, she will just remain quiet and adjust back to normal life. azcentral.com/story/opinion/…

@kiminspace1986 Christians offering hugs only to atheists in a pandemic feels a little like colonizers giving small pox blankets to indigenous people.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 how did you even find 1000 atheists in one place like that?

@evan7257 Anything that slows climate change should be good news for Houston, right?

Bad news for Houston