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The Zeroth Tim

@Timacious_D

You're probably here because I said something funny, stupid, or both. Either way, there's plenty more where that came from.| Nashville, TN

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The Zeroth Tim@Timacious_D·
Well that sucks. Adding a predator was going to make it entertaining.
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“Mr. Piker, the guards inform me that you’re 32 years old, yet you dress like a teenager. Why is that?” “It’s…it’s how I express myself. Holy fucking shit, dude!” “You were a tubby boy, weren’t you? Flabby youth. Thought you could relive it; this time better, thinner.” “…”
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Pats trading up to draft a guy from Utah so Vrabel has someone to talk to about multiple wives
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Microplastics are the spice of life
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When they fact check a joke
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my friends toddler threw up in my phones charging port 45 minutes from home and it took hours to dry so that’s how today has gone
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Gretchen Lynn@Bubola·
Share your beach photographs
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The Zeroth Tim@Timacious_D·
Some problems are universal.
Latest in space@latestinspace

#NEWS 🚨: Artemis II crew experienced issues with Outlook this morning and had to ask ground crew for assistance "We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working"

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Call him Daniel Ocean after a robbery like this
Ian Rapoport@RapSheet

The #Colts are locking in their QB, finalizing a deal with Daniel Jones to secure the most important position, per me and @TomPelissero. It’s a 2-year, $100M contract done by his agents at @AthletesFirst. The biggest two-year deal in NFL history.

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