
Cheese For Everyone!
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Cheese For Everyone!
@CheeseForEvery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself.



🚨New: Vice President Vance praises Maine Republican Senator Susan Collins: “Sometimes I get frustrated with Susan Collins. I almost wish that she was more partisan, but the thing I love about Susan is she is independent because Maine is an independent state, and frankly, if she was more partisan, she would not be a good fit for the people of Maine. So let’s give a shoutout to Susan Collins who’s doing a great job.”






🇬🇧 Henry Nowak, 18, "drowned in his own blood" as he lay cuffed and passed out on the street. He was stabbed multiple times by Vikrum Digwa, 23, with an 8-inch Sikh ceremonial knife. When the police arrived, Nowak was arrested instead, after Digwa accused him of racial abuse.



There should be a moratorium on Kennedys. All of them. At least until we figure out what the hell went wrong.


Democratic Rep. Steve Cohen of Tennessee is ending his bid for reelection after a redraw of his Memphis district. apnews.com/article/steve-…



absolutely nothing in my entire life has ever made even a lick of sense to me, but I have somehow, quite miraculously, found a good man. a great one, actually. earlier today I was just a girl. now I’m a girlfriend.


NOW - Trump: "I came up with a new name: 'Dumocrats!'"



Child on a saddled pig, 1914.



"If we live in a world where Ohio State and Michigan rest their starters for that game at the end of the season, because they've got the potential of five playoff games still sitting in front of them, then college football, as we have known it, ceases to exist." - Mike Greenberg




Now that my resume is the subject of discourse, I want to clarify some things. No, GMU has not kicked me out. I left because I wanted to move to Cambridge. I am doing exactly what I want to do, exactly where I want to do it, and it will end with me in a PhD program.

