Tim Banks

Ol' Timmy just crashed his 2018 Porsche 911 Carrera GTS at 100 mph. Please send help!

touch the fucking rocks I dare you... I will best you both in a manner of wit and physical force.

I went voluntarily celibate after the divorce. But then i actually started really fucking with the lifestyle....

incredible-ass take. I would kiss you if I hadn't recently come out as aromantic;

@footfan467 swearing it my outlet. The old man needs to let loose once in a while!!!

Thank you. I generally spend the bulk of my morning exploring different themes and narratives. Usually it pays off, but sometimes I envision some really dark, f***** up shit for Charlottetown.......

@ex__magician that would be a good motivation to complete a mail run faster! -T

chugged a cold brew in the parking lot now i’m sitting in the post office trying not to shit my pants while i wait to be interviewed

@ex__magician i want something ❤️

not all heroes smoke vapes.. but some do

y'all ever listen to drake?

@ReporterTeresa sorry 🥺

I blocked this internet bully but he clearly uses a burner account to still keep trying to troll me. Why are you so obsessed with me, tiny tim? I just don’t want your toxicity in my life. Please respect that. This is bordering on stalking.

Tally ho, lads! I need 40 capable yet whimsical men by this afternoon STAT. We set out on royalty crossing business.....

hogs out

@rosieshaw I prefer the Lee Valley brand of night caps. Comfiest head fit and also comes with night ghost visitation insurance.

Bailey’s on ice. What’s your favourite nightcap?

@jayweingarten f****** epic LOL

Still can't believe this happened

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@ggkavana i dont know how to do it

I can't believe that the largest shopping mall in PEI has no coffee shop. Make it happen @TimbanksAPM !

@DerbySk8r_Sorta and I imagine you do as well, given your perceived loyalty. It's the right thing to do really, or else you might as well be the person you're complaining about in your tweet.

@DerbySk8r_Sorta I regularly pay them $50 extra per month anyways, as I respect that netflix and I have a core hustler mindset.

Party this weekend- high rollers only!

@TimbanksAPM So it’s the non-smokers turn to go outdoors for air when it’s blow -15. Ok.

After reflecting on the cold weather, I am ALLOWING ✅ smoking indoors in all of my properties if the temperature is below -15.