I’m Here All Week…

Researchers have found a potato shaped planet. It sounds delicious.

@JMcNutty23 Is it possible to Over Zen ?

Nest for the rest of this evening. Dog included. #AdoptDontShop

@StevenBayShore This.

What could be fancier?

@JMcNutty23 @Bob_Janke Of course you are… Did I ever tell you that you remind me of Rob ?

@Timben66 @Bob_Janke Currently listening to “Goin to California”. I’ll take the original, thank you.

@JMcNutty23 Hey Jeff, I think @Bob_Janke will agree, that you look like the guitarist from Greta Van Fleet. It’s his favorite band, you know.

@Bob_Janke @LillyHale1 “Blue Martian” Is the name of my new band.

@LillyHale1 Blue would look better

The aliens wear silver suits because gold would clash with their pasty grey skin. That would suggest there are snarky fashion influencers in their culture.

@JMcNutty23 @Tarmac492v2 Buster…

@Tarmac492v2 Dolls.

The Sweet?

@GrayMarker99 Just Because.

@Bob_Janke Probably the best Tweet since I’ve known you. God Damn that was the worst.

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I sat through that Led Zeppelin concert movie when I was a teenager

@Bob_Janke Man, they were Tanks.

Oooooo baby

@JMcNutty23 No… But. I bet you’ll trade for a mood ring or one of those hippy crystals.

@Timben66 I’m not fucking selling ANYTHING! 😡😂

Stuck inside due to bad storms. Going to put together a few more of these planter/model things. 🤷‍♂️

@Bob_Janke I thought that was a zeppelin album.

Happy birthday the Hindenburg Disaster

@JMcNutty23 @LarrysTwin99 That’s the name of my new band.

@LarrysTwin99 Have babe wear the Shania mask!

Babe is so controlling she won’t let me put up my Shania Twain poster in our bedroom!

@Bob_Janke Great ! So, it’s not sugar anymore ?

If you ever use the word "cuisine" in front of me I'll fill your gas tank with expanding construction foam

@Bob_Janke I’m calling Shirley.

These goddamn nerds on Jeopardy didn't even know what a funny car was. How can you not know what a funny car is. Commies

@Bob_Janke @DamonHunzeker I heard they have a Black Cat.

If they need someone to take care of the baby animals and ride the camels while this is happening I live pretty close

@JMcNutty23 Ahhh… Camp. “What ! No mustard ? ”

NO ONE did it better than Ricky. Kid could outswear any cop I ever worked with. 🫡. Rest In Peace, Jonathan Tiersten. #SleepawayCamp #MutantFam

@Bob_Janke @CollinRugg I am here for The Jankster …

@CollinRugg How did it learn to fly a drone?

NEW: Police airlift a crocodile with the body of a 59-year-old businessman inside. Local police in South Africa say they suspected the crocodile ate the man after observing it from drones. They then shot it and airlifted it off. When they landed back on the ground, the crocodile was sliced open, and human remains were found. The remains are believed to be those of 59-year-old Gabriel Batista, who had previously been swept away in raging floodwaters. His ring was found inside the animal along with six other pairs of shoes, which authorities fear may belong to other victims. On Monday, Batista reportedly tried to drive over a flooded bridge to reach his hotel and bar, but he and his truck were swept into the water. He was then swept down the river, where crocodiles were waiting for prey. It is unclear if Batista was already deceased when he was eaten, but authorities believe some of his other remains may have been eaten by other crocodiles.

@JMcNutty23 @Crablegs59 Jeezus ! It’s spreading.

@Crablegs59 Dude you look unkempt and crazy. 😂😂

My universal hello! :)

@JMcNutty23 This whole thing has just gone to shit !

Temu Gandalf reporting for lawn care duties. Travel time on the back end. 🫡 #Gardening #ReadyToMow