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Angela Simmons told Cam Newton that he gave her the ICK on their first date because he kept laughing at his own jokes and only decided to get interested in her when they were on their way back from the restaurant 😭💀 “you were patting yourself on the back and laughing”🤣

NorthernLion causally dropping the “Brother, give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear”

When they were building the pyramids, were they allowed to pee down the side, or did they have to walk all the way to the bottom? Obviously no poops but I’m wondering about pee.

they call me apple the way i be in cider