Carl

@RealKidPoker Surprised no-one has said Scott Seiver across both cash and tournaments, all the games etc

70’s Johnny Moss Doyle Brunson 80’s Stu Ungar Johnny Chan 90’s thru 2010 Chip Reese 2010’s Phil Ivey Who’s Next?

@HamzaD86 @80_mcswan He also has a history of violent offences. What country is letting unchecked asylum seekers such as him in?

@80_mcswan Fighting age. Left his children to face the music and ran away for ‘refuge’ with his begging bowl out. 🤔

Tommy Robinson has again left the country looking for asylum abroad. He claims his life is in danger from ISIS. Problem is, Tommy Robinson doesn’t believe in asylum so by his own standards he has to stay in England, surely.

@JTTheColonel @EFCevie @LucyTCWife Technically all crimes are made crimes by the state.

Because in some cases if you plead guilty to the charge you get less of a sentence plus what she said Was not a crime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it was made a crime BY THE STATE as a means of making sure people don’t see or hear the truth The sooner you lefties loonies realise and accept that the more sane you’ll become

But remember our Prime Minister and our Attorney General knew nothing of my case!! Funny because on the 10th of August, a day after I was remanded in custody and refused bail the Attorney General signed off my prosecution. No wonder the CPS tried to tell me all information on me had been destroyed.

@KnockoffToff @elpivoteftbl It's a bit different though, builders are lifting things at work that make them stronger. Getting shoulder barged by Gabriel and Saliba doesn't make you stronger it just exposes your weaknesses. You develop physicality in other ways with football, through gym and diet etc

@elpivoteftbl Training on the job. Builders don’t go to the gym to do their job, they do their job and then the physical work gets easier

Have a look at PL2 top scorers over the last 5 years and see how many have made it at Premier League level!

@SoTerriblyTired @noz_zyy It was Pearson that kept them up, he then got sacked that summer after his son's shenanigans in Thailand, Ranieri came in and won the league.

has a relegation-threatened manager ever locked in like this

@pnefc33 @Everton Hopefully we just take him for January and let you have him back at the end of the month. We're desperate for players with injuries and AFCON and he's shown the class he has with you, but I think finishing the season with PNE will be best for his development

@Everton Always preferred the Everton women’s team anyway ( couldn’t stoop low enough to say Liverpool)

"I'm hugely pleased. It was some result for us to come here with a depleted side and get the win. Great credit to the players – and the ones who have come in and not played much. I think we have eight out at the minute and we didn't have the biggest squad as it is. It was an all-round brilliant performance today." 🔵

@OhNoezzz @jdpoc @sophielouisecc @IcelandFoods 'Demanding'. Sainsbury's is next to Iceland so I went there instead, it's not that deep. Maybe use more emojis next time and you might look less annoyed by random people on the internet you absolute whopper

@TimeForIHeroes @jdpoc @sophielouisecc @IcelandFoods Imagine boycotting somewhere because they sent out about ten quid of frozen food to someone. Then demanding a statement over it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 who the fuck do you think you are, and do you really think Iceland give a shit about appeasing you so can scurry off back there.

If you saw this, where vitriolic race hate harridan @sophielouisecc Corcoran claimed to be “gifted“ some goodies by @IcelandFoods, fear not. She made it all up. Iceland have confirmed (Katie Thomas, Communications Manager) they gave her nothing. And never would.

@OhNoezzz @jdpoc @sophielouisecc @IcelandFoods Thanks Julian. I'm a mountain guy too but I don't look like a ghoul.

@TimeForIHeroes @jdpoc @sophielouisecc @IcelandFoods You absolute gimp.

@sophielouisecc @jdpoc @IcelandFoods Yeah, I'm the sad one in this scenario. Grow up.

@TimeForIHeroes @jdpoc @IcelandFoods 😂😂 sad life you have

@1984onHorizon First winter for 7 years

@RollingHedge First winter for 7 years

🚨 BREAKING: Everton fan doesn’t understand “weather” ⛈️

@ImNotJack14 First winter for 7 years

Evertonian doesn’t understand the concept of weather. Imagine my shock.

We've had a go at creating the Premier League team of the season so far 🌟 We need your help to fill in the blanks 👇🖊️

@HarryHesketh Don't you fucking dare go to a game again this season

The Everton matches I've not attended this season: Wolves 2-3 Everton Man United 0-1 Everton Bournemouth 0-1 Everton Everton 3-0 Forest Also won the only game I didn't go last season

Joe Root settling the debate once and for all #AUSvsENG

@FinTaylorcomedy are you going to cover Bonald Bump blows Bill Blinton?

@CarolineMonkBB Of course it was edited, they can't fit 24 hours of the day into one episode. If you weren't horrible every time you spoke to him then your interactions with him wouldn't have made the show

I actually didn’t. It was so edited. I hardly spoke to the bloke

@GDave815 Emily, one of the least empathetic people in the country if her twitter is anything to go by, constantly trying to portray herself as this kind and empathetic person constantly because she's on national TV. Another reason why she's the most jarring housemate

LAST NIGHT'S LIVE STREAM: A Summary #BBUK A (nearly) empty summary for a (basically) empty live stream. Housemates asleep before midnight...

Nancy saying 'since day 1 we've been dragged through a bush' #bbuk