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@TimieThe
Co-founder, Iléwa Atelier | Freelance Architect | Expert SEO Writer | JavaScript Coder
Nigeria Katılım Ocak 2020
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After so many years, you decide to go to church once again.
It is a special Sunday service, so the church is packed with excited congregants.
Somehow, you manage to get a seat at the front, directly facing the pastor's pulpit.
After the service commences, an usher comes to where you are seated and says, “Stand up and go to the back. This chair is reserved for Chief Dr. Martins.”
As it turns out, Chief Martins is a wealthy philanthropist and patron of the church.
Will you follow the usher's instruction or not?
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@bugoxyz @SirDavidBent With the way Proverbs talk about pride? I no fit o, boss. No vex.
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@TimieThe @SirDavidBent Yes.
Stand up!!
If the seat wasn't marked as reserved, why would you be ejected?
Broski, manage get small pride.
Manage!!!
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@femitemplar1 @nelsonmealo @SirDavidBent Did you come because you wanted to fellowship or because you wanted to sit in front?
You will sit elsewhere, and that will be the end of the matter FOREVER. But someone will ask you why u left church and u'll say u left church because "u were chased from Chief Dr. Martins seat??
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@femitemplar1 @nelsonmealo @SirDavidBent Solid question.
If a church decides to reserve a seat for a person as a way of honouring them after their philantropism, why is that an issue for you?
Is the preacher's voice inaudible from the back of the church that you cannot sit and listen and go home?
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@bugoxyz @SirDavidBent Dehumanization😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣??
Because usher say make I stand up? Inside church wey I dy go? To stand up, your chest don dy tight from ego? Shame don quickly surround you??
You find it easier to stand up from reserved NBA front row seats than the church you fellowship??
Ọmọ.
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@TimieThe @SirDavidBent Get the message.
Swallow the dehumanization.
Got it 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾
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@nelsonmealo @femitemplar1 @SirDavidBent "If you like the front seat so..."
🤣Na church reserve seat for Dr. Martins na, why you dy vex for Chief?
In the scenario where Dr. Martins "paid" for that seat, no long talk. But that a church chose to honour a person by keeping a seat for someone, why are you mad about it??
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@TimieThe @femitemplar1 @SirDavidBent As Chief Dr. Martins, what happened to coming to church early if you like the front seat so much?
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@femitemplar1 @nelsonmealo @SirDavidBent As Chief Dr. Martins, will you go home because someone is sitting on a chair reserved for you by the church?
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@theademola @naijajonsnow is almost done with creating his. Maybe a partnership?
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@oeste We need to know that coach that just discovered he could do this.
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GENUINELY, WHAT IS BRO’S PROBLEM!!!
Aaron West@oeste
is nahuel molina tryna run the puskas competition on his own, what is his PROBLEM??
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@Shadygize @Joshua__Ubeku "Say siuuu again"🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Head_91 This thing bend for my eye o.
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@nathrichboy I posted the one you were looking for a salesperson. So sorry about that.
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@nathrichboy Ewooo, bro na me o, no vex, 200 ke??
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Whoever posted my number on Twitter saying I’m giving jobs and gigs… I just want to talk. 😩
200 CVs in my DM. My phone is on fire. I am not an employment agency (officially, I only focus on the ones I can vouch for, obviously not every talent , I’m just an hustler trying to survive too. I am a whole victim right now. 😭😂
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