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The Federal Government of Nigeria has barred recipients of honorary degrees from adding “Dr” to their names. Minister of Education, Tunji Alausa, announced this at a media briefing at Presidential Villa, Abuja, on Wednesday.

🚨 Amad on Michael Carrick to stay permanently: “Everyone is delighted to have him as coach. Everyone supports him”. “He's the kind of coach who maintains good relationships with all the players, so we're really thrilled to have him as coach, and we'll be thrilled if he STAYS in that role next season”, told Sky.

NYSC doctors and nurses, is it a competition now?

"Don't pray for your husbands when they cheat on you. Curse him. Why would you want to pray for a man who is cheating on you? One thing I would not encourage is leaving your home because of cheating. A lot of women I know who left their homes because of cheating are dating other people's husbands, so I don't encourage." Laura Ikeji's throwback video advising women on how to deal with unfaithful husbands resurfaces online. This came hours after the entrepreneur’s husband, Ogbonna Kanu, was accused of being involved in a secret affair. Laura’s controversial take on how to handle a cheating husband ignited a heated debate online as many weighed in on the situation. Photo credit - Laura Ikeji/Instagram #legitng #legitnews

VeryDarkMan invested ₦100 million from NGO funds into Treasury Bills, and suddenly, some people are calling him a thief. But the real question is: Do they even understand what Treasury Bills are? A lot of people are shouting, especially one fake life guy on here 😂😂, you don't fire your mouth without even understanding the basics, so let’s break it down clearly. Treasury Bills are one of the safest financial instruments in Nigeria. They are issued by the Central Bank of Nigeria on behalf of the government. When you invest in Treasury Bills, you are simply lending money to the government for a short period, and they pay you back with interest. This is not gambling. This is not stealing. This is structured, low-risk investing. Now let’s talk about impact. Instead of leaving NGO funds idle, VeryDarkMan chose to make that money work. The interest generated from that ₦100 million can now be used to: - Pay staff salaries consistently - Support ongoing community projects - Keep the NGO running without constantly begging for donations That is called sustainability. A lot of NGOs struggle because they rely only on donations. The moment donations stop, everything collapses. But using Treasury Bills means the organization can generate steady income to support itself. So ask yourself: Would you rather allow the money to sit in an account doing nothing or grow and help more people? Not everything is fraud. Sometimes, it’s just smart financial management. This is not your regular NGO, transparency, and integrity na water for here. So before criticizing, understand first Ratelll Ratellllll Ratellllll

A man sat next to me at a roadside restaurant, staring at his phone, smiling nonstop. Curious, I asked, “Good news?” He said, “Yeah my daughter just sent me her first salary.” I smiled and said, “That’s beautiful.” He nodded, then went quiet for a moment before adding, “She told me to buy something nice for myself but I think I’ll just save it. I still remember when I couldn’t even afford her school fees.” A few minutes later, his food arrived. Before touching it, he took a picture and sent it to her. Then he whispered, almost to himself, “At least now she knows I’m eating well.” That’s when it hit me. Some parents don’t need repayment. They just need reassurance that all their sacrifices meant something.

Everyone is literally tired of this country. SARS don’t care about Citizens Police don’t care about Citizens EFCC don’t care about Citizens Government don’t care about Citizens Bandits are after the life of Citizens Citizens are tired of being a citizen in Nigeria Citizens don’t want to take action for Citizens

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My older brother missed my graduation. No call. No message. Nothing. Everyone kept asking, “Where is he?” and I just kept smiling, as if it didn’t matter, but it did. That night, I muted his contact. Three days later, there was a knock on our door. He stood there tired, unshaven, holding a small wrapped box. “I’m sorry,” he said. “I couldn’t leave the site. If I didn’t finish that job, they wouldn’t pay me and I needed the money for this.” Inside the box was a simple wristwatch. “I wanted you to have something that reminds you. Your time is just starting.” I didn’t know whether to cry or feel guilty. Sometimes, people don’t show up the way we expect them to. But it doesn’t mean they didn’t care.

X is a very crazy platform, most people will earn approximately $70k to $100k annually just by tweeting their opinion and this is the highest most individuals earn from working in a top position in a big company .. and not about the money but the freedom that you can literally tweet from anywhere you want and still earn from it..

@BSAT_Properties This is like my story during my nysc days it also edo state

Corpers who are teachers, how are you people coping? And who exactly is paying you to be writing all these motivational posts online? NYSC posted me to one school in Edo State where the proprietor boldly told me I’d be teaching six subjects. Six! I left my PPA letter in his house when he refused to release it, thinking he had connections at the Zonal Office. What he didn’t realize is that I, too, have long leg. When I went to his house to submit my letter, he gave me ₦500 for transport after trying to convince me to settle for ₦10,000 salary. Of course, I collected it after all, it was my own money I used to go there in the first place. Edo people are very nice, but some of them? Hmm… wickedness with PhD. Imagine asking me to teach six subjects from JSS1 to SSS3 for ₦10,000. Is that not spiritual work? I left that place sharp-sharp and used my long leg to secure a new PPA at a school of my choice. Little did I know that I had jumped from frying pan into deep freezer. I resumed on a Wednesday. Thursday was CDS, so I didn’t go. On Friday, I showed up and they started complaining about my dressing. They said I looked like a rockstar because I wore a vintage shirt, jean trousers, Nike sneakers, and headwear. They made sure I removed the headwear that day. Later, they informed me they had a weekly uniform schedule for teachers. I didn’t argue, but I told them clearly: you either pay my salary upfront or let me receive my first salary before enforcing any uniform policy. The way they looked at me, you could tell they were thinking, “This corper get madness pass us.” And honestly, they were not wrong. By afternoon, after closing, they came with another story that I resumed late into the session and students were about to start third-term exams. So, they had decided to allow me go on holiday until the next term. I already knew it was tactics. That month had too many holidays; I wouldn’t even go to school up to six days. If they didn’t release me early, they would have to pay me for that month. As they gave me the good news, I disappeared straight to Lagos to enjoy my break and wait for my next clearance. While I was flexing in Lagos, they started calling me to resume for summer coaching lessons say their English teacher is not available. Summer coaching lessons ke? Na winter coaching lesson you go see me for o. Anyway, one or two things happened during that period. I eventually went back to resume for first semester, they started adding more conditions, and that was when I officially resigned from that teaching job. Honestly, I respect every corper out there who is teaching. How do you people even manage lesson notes? That thing alone is enough to make someone quit. Yet, one funny principal or proprietor will think they’re doing you a favor by offering ₦10,000 just because you’re a corper. Abeg, make una tell me the secret, how una dey cope? © Yushab Abolore Ayomide

NEXT OF KIN" IS USELESS IN THE BANK. The real thing needed in the bank is 👇👇 If you díe today (God forbid), your “Next of Kin" will not have any access to the money in your account. So many Nigerians think that their next of Kin is the automatic heir to their accounts. But the TRUTH is that if your Next Of Kin is not a signatory to your account, and you don’t have a written will to determine that person’s legitimacy, the Person will not have access to that MONEY at all. Are you surprised....Sit down first See ehn your Bank will have to go through a process called A LEGAL PROBATE. This Probate Period helps them determine who gets the MONEY in your account. this is a very lengthy and expensive process. Even after the whole process is DONE, Your FAMILY will have to FORFEIT some very REASONABLE amount of the MONEY for LEGAL FEES. But if you want to avoid this, simply request for your Bank to give you something called a POD Form. What did I call it? POD 👍🏾 POD stands for "PAYABLE ON DEATH". The Name of The person you fill in that POD Form will determine who will get your MONEY. All the person needs to bring Is a Death Certificate to get that MONEY out. With a POD Form, you will save your FAMILY the stress of going through all that Lengthy Legal Process and even losing some MONEY to the Law. I just thought, I should let you have record of this important information

Highest assist in the Premier League in a season : David Silva – 15 assists (2011/12) Eden Hazard – 15 assists (2018/19) Dennis Bergkamp – 13 assists (97/98) Steven Gerrard – 13 assists (2013/14) Santi Cazorla – 12 assists (2012/13) James Maddison – 12 assists (22/23) Cole Palmer – 11 assists (23/24) Martin Ødegaard – 10 assists (22/23) Bruno Fernandes - 16 and counting. 🐐 📸:[@LewVisualss]

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In Abuja, anything can happen🙄🤪🤪. A side chick managed to become the second wife after the man legally married her. The first wife, feeling betrayed, filed for divorce and left. Later, she reconnected with her ex-husband as his side chick. 🙄🤪🤪🤪 Now, the man no longer stays in his marital home. He has bought a duplex in his ex-wife-turned-side chick’s name and is now living there with her and their children. 🤗🤗🤗🤗 Despite efforts to reconcile and bring her back, the ex-wife insists she prefers being a side chick, claiming it pays better than being a housewife. Meanwhile, the former side chick, now the wife, is crying 😭😭😭 and accusing the ex-wife of using charms on the man. 🙆🙆🙆🙆 Haaaaaa! 😂😂😂😂 Which kain wahala be this???? how do we respond to this ?🤔

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"It's been 2 years this man has not let me rest, he frustrates my life. At this point i am tired. I am going to give him custody for now. I have had enough. When the time is right i would fight for them. They are just 3 and 4. He is barely around. It's the house help who is only in the house. He wants the kids to go and stay with the house help since I rejected his offer to come back. He has made it clear he would make my life miserable. I know he would come out to counter all I have said. But no problem. I am not doing this because I am weak. Since you said you can take care of them, pls do, nothing should happen to my children. Nigerians should bear me witness i have tried." Singer Harrysong’s ex-wife, Alexer Pere, cries out as she announces she is giving up the custody of their two children to him Photo credit - iamharrysong, alexer_peres (Instagram) #legitng #legitnews