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@davidfowl Runs pipeline once: fails. Runs it a second time: fails. Runs it a third time: passes. 🤔checks in code 😏

Push a PR, all the tests pass locally, but they fail on the CI, oh and they only fail when run together. There's shared mutable state somewhere.....

Does Apple just run their ordering process on a raspberry pi? Took me 30 mins to order something I “pre-ordered” ahead of time. #Apple

@shanselman Maybe you need to host an auction 😂

I’m getting two or three offers a week in my Xbox message requests to buy my gamer tag. Shocked there’s a market for this.

@madebygps What about no work Fridays? 😇

@StasYakhnenko ReportType is a string. It would be better to make it an enum that way you don’t need to do string comparisons. You might also want to indicate if the generation was successful by the method such as return a bool (ex. Failed to gen. or wasn’t a recognized type in the conditions)

OK, one day your colleague sends you a pull request. It works perfectly fine and all the business criteria are met. Although you feel that something is odd. Check out the code below - what's wrong with that? How would you improve that? #CodeSmellDetective #dotnet

Yes!!! Can’t wait 🥳

@shanselman Scott, mind sharing some diamonds? Clearly you’re rolling in them…💎 #shinebrightlikeadiamond

These TikTok profits are insane. I’m gonna quit working soon and do this full time

@MKBHD Dark Sky gone dark 😅

It’s officially gone. RIP Dark Sky

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Could at least make the method parameters optional 😅

You come across this while fixing a legacy web app. This is the source of the bug. What do you do? reddit.com/r/programmerhu…

Proper support for markdown in VS is ridiculously overdue..and highly welcome! devblogs.microsoft.com/visualstudio/w…

Time to pour one out for @dotnet Core 3.1, which ends support this week. Goodnight sweet prince :)

@shanselman Oooh can’t wait to watch it on Tuesday! #BlackPanther

#BlackPanther was revelatory. Damn near perfect. Was crying in the first 5 min and a mess in a last 5 min. My parents joined us, their first movie since Covid started. Everyone was agog. Perfection.

@donasarkar @Twitter Love this! And if you’re wanting to work for an amazing and inclusive international Microsoft partner, @SlalomBuild is hiring as well 💙 jobs.slalombuild.com and jobs.slalom.com

Yo @twitter employees: Thank you for all these years of hard work. Because of you, I have gotten my last 3 jobs and made some of my best friends in the world. I’m here to refer you for any job that I’m able. Here is an Accessibility PM job we have open: careers.microsoft.com/i/us/en/job/14…

@buhakmeh The new System Preferences is terrible as well. Not sure if it’s because it’s built with SwiftUI, but it’s so sluggish 🐌

Jony Ives is spinning in his grave. What is this?!

@nixcraft Pro mode 😂: try { codeHere(); } catch(Exception ex) { //ignore 😎 }

which one you prefer to push?

@WillRBishop @stroughtonsmith Love Pestle! Look forward to trying out the updates 🤩

@stroughtonsmith I’ve been working on Live Activities in Pestle, my cooking and recipe organiser app. You can follow multiple timers, and move forward and backward in a recipe apple.co/3sWeyWl

@maxhasadhd @stroughtonsmith @TelevisionApp Loving the new updates, especially the new stats update! Been a user of @TelevisionApp for a number of years and appreciate your work. 🙏

@stroughtonsmith I’ve updated @TelevisionApp with lock screen widgets, shortcuts, and year in review stats. apps.apple.com/us/app/televis…

I’ve installed a projector on the ceiling above my gaming table. Painting dynamic lighting using @Procreate onto the game or layout. I use this for grid overlays, stats, fog of war, area of effect simulations, and for some dramatic lighting. #boardgames #conceptart #3Dprinting

@shanselman Only option now, legal name change 🤔

UPDATE: I'm gonna need to call The Beygency because they are pushing back on engraving "Love, Beyonce" on my 15 year Service Award Crystal. "Take all the rules away. How can we live if we don’t change?" - Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter

I’ve been at Microsoft 15 years this month, so they’re sending me a large crystal for my shelf. I wonder if they proofread the engraving. 🤓👸🏽🐝 @Beyonce @Microsoft

You know what I really like about you, my tech Twitter friends, my Random wonderful Twitter community, is our fun little back-and-forth, our use of gifs, the way that your just “get” these little moments and Memes. Thanks for being here. Replies as a GIFs only. 🥰