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I passed my ICAN exams. God is good. 🎉

I don go mistakenly sleep for afternoon, I go too think about my life this midnight

It’s how you can spend years building savings, brick by brick, and then one big purchase just takes you right back to square one. Save ₦8m for like 3 years, buy one car, and you’re back to zero again.
Save ₦2m for years, pay for an apartment, and you’re starting from scratch.
Japa is even worse. Years of disciplined saving wiped in one move. That quiet reality of watching millions you built over time reset to ₦1k, then waking up and starting the grind all over again. It’s a strange mix of heartbreak and fulfillment in the moment of the buy.

@AcholonuVincent @Nyscupdate_ When did you receive the call-up? Today?

Has any NERD Status changed to verified?

@rand0muser98 You day collect 2m nau

thank God i’m ordering chowdeck not glovo every week

“Man United please help us beat Brighton” I don Dey beat Brighton o, you Dey win?

I miss having a LW at my club.

What if Cherki register 12 assists today ? 😅

@ayo_solace I don't earn like them I can't spend like them Nothing fit pressure me Maybe in the next world But for now nothing

@_BamBam001 Billing wan kill me 😭

@TimmyPlayaXO Why 🤣

now, for my next act of ghosting on whatsapp, I stop liking posts.

I wish I had seen this earlier but it's never late..... When some football handles create some things and tweet, I laugh. You have easily fallen for the dummy these handles created. I will not dive into Sir Alex Ferguson vs Pep Guardiola. It's never an argument because Sir Alex Ferguson is not anybody's mate. He is easily the Greatest Manager of all time Let me correct some wrong assertions. Enzo Maresca is Pep's protege? FALSE Let me do a breakdown of Enzo Maresca's coaching career Enzo Maresca after retiring in 2017, quickly moved into coaching. He was assistant manager at Serie B side, Ascoli in 2017 under Fulvio Fiorin. He moved to become assistant Manager at Sevilla in 2017/2018 season under Vincenzo Montella In the 2018/2019 season, Manuel Pellegrini personally requested Enzo Maresca to be his assistant coach at West Ham United in the 2018/2019 In case you don't know, the biggest impact on Maresca's career is Manuel Pellegrini. I will still get there, let me complete Maresca's coaching career cycle After Pellegrini was sacked in 2019, Maresca left despite being offered West Ham's job. He declined their offer because of a particular reason. In 2020, Manchester City hired him as the manager of the Elite Development Squad. After a season, he left and moved to Parma In 2022, he returned as Pep's assistant coach. In 2023, he was appointed by Leicester City and the rest is history.... Do you think Maresca was playing with his life when he moved into coaching immediately in 2017 after retirement? Let's get back to Pellegrini's influence on Maresca Enzo Maresca and Manuel Pellegrini share a deeply close mentor-protégé relationship, often described by Maresca as a "footballing father" bond. Their connection spans back to 2011 when Pellegrini signed Maresca as a player at Málaga and later hired him as his assistant coach at West Ham. Pellegrini was the first person who convinced Maresca to pursue a career in coaching. When Pellegrini was sacked in 2019 by West Ham United, Maresca had to leave despite West Ham offering him the job He turned it down because, he can't take his mentor's job after he was sacked Vincent Kompany Kompany is Pep protege because he played under him? NO Kompany played under Pep only for three years. Do you know how many managers Kompany played under before Pep - 14 managers. Another name that sound familiar was part of this journey - Manuel Pellegrini So, Kompany is not Pellegrini's protege but he is Pep's protege? That is how they said Xabi Alonso is Pep's Protege because he played under him for two years Every player that played under Pep suddenly becomes Pep's protege You want to make Pep the alpha and omega of football. And you mentioned Marcelo Bielsa having more influence on football than Sir Alex Ferguson That statement is the biggest disrespect on Sir Alex Who is Bielsa and what is his CV. He influenced some coaches you would say! You will mention 20 great managers, Bielsa's name will not be among. Sir Alex Ferguson is beyond influence. Do you know what he turned Manchester United into?

Again, if you think that YOU are a bigger supporter of Manchester United than Marcus Rashford, then you’re the biggest idiot to walk Gods green earth.

Ederson please leave my club.

Other fanbases dey find trophy you dey find good morning from Rashford , oti shofo

Se iwo o ni olubawi ni? Why are you uploading this on X

@_BamBam001 My babe.

If I could date a woman from the Bible, I might choose Delilah. What about you?

@rand0muser98 Omah Lay lyrics?

i’m a mess

Stretch marks are not a skin condition that needs fixing. It just means your skin stretched faster than it could keep up with, because of things like pregnancy, weight changes, or even normal body growth. There’s nothing to be ashamed of, or even to shame people for.

ICAN opens door globally , ICAN signed MOU with some countries which makes it easier to get their country's accounting qualification. ACCA, ICAEW, CPA(canada), CIMA, you can get this qualification with your ICAN without starting from the beginning. As an accounting graduate, ICAN is non-negotiable for you because ICAN adds value and respect to you. Again, timing is very important. Don't wait till you lose an opportunity and regret not having your professional qualification. Make Hay while the sunshine

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I have more than 20 Kaplan kits I really prepared for ICAN that year😂 I try