Timothy Hogg

@JamesAHogg2 Don't blame you 😁

@TimothyHogg I never dared post that one!!! 🤣

@JamesAHogg2 😁😁

Billy Connolly on white heterosexual men.

Hilarious 😂😂😂👇

🗣️ Zinedine Zidane: “At Juventus, Edgar Davids wanted us to play in the neighborhoods. I would tell him that we trained every day and that we couldn't go and play with young people on the streets. So he would tell me ' You've changed! You don't remember where you lived and what you used to do. So, once or twice, I went with him. But he did it very often. It was impressive because we had fun, but it was also crazy to go, after training, to play on the tarmac with young people. He did it very, very often". Classy from Edgar Davids 👏

🗣️ Gattuso: “Pirlo has the face of an angel but he's a real son of b***h. One day I was eating at the training center and I left my phone on the table Pirlo took it and sent this SMS to the president of AC Milan: “Dear president if you give me the salary I want, you can have my sister" The president called me immediately and I had to explain to him that it was another stupid joke by Pirlo.” 🤣

Patrick Swayze once said: "They told me my house smelled like dogs, and I asked them: Do you know what a dog smells like? It smells like gratitude, loyalty, nobility, affection, pure and unconditional love. And despite everything they’ve been through, they don’t smell like resentment. So, I feel blessed that my house smells like dogs."

"You'll never beat Des Walker!" 🗣️ By popular demand! England, Forest and Sheffield Wednesday legend Des Walker joins Stick to Football tomorrow. 🔥

Wesley Sneijder and Alessandro Del Piero taking the mick out of modern footballers 🤣

This is absolutely brilliant. ♥️ 🎶🎻

@joeeokeeffe Well done team 😁

It’s a quickfire double for Team O’Keeffe! Ravishing Beauty wins nicely under a super ride from Jack Garritty for owners Kielder Newport West Ltd. Dan Tucker wins under a lovely ride from Warren Fentiman. Well done to owners Highbeck Racing 4, and our amazing team back home!

In 1965 - after Sir Winston Churchill died - Lady Churchill naturally received many letters. One from the US stated, “That he died is unimportant, for we must all pass away. That he lived is momentous to the destiny of all. He is not gone. He lives wherever men are free.”

@JamesAHogg2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

One of the finest quickies you’ll get all week, courtesy of, who else, but Dick Emery.

I love them. 😂

Rita Webb with the greatest line ever from a British film.

No socks and uncovered shoulders are also permitted, although slightly risky at Hexham!

Any chance could everyone repost this to try and help us get some followers. We are a small yard and just trying to get more people interested as we can certainly train if we have the right ammo! Thank you

Nothing tops this one 🤣🤣🤣

Mick Miler always makes me laugh. I have seen him over a dozen times and he is always hilarious . Absolute #comedy gold . Have a smile in these strange days 😀😀😆😆😆😆