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@RyanMaue We know.

90s in Iowa to 30s in less than 24-hours as the unprecedented "heat dome" was replaced by cold "polar vortex" Canadian Arctic origin air. Temperatures earlier on Sunday at 6 pm CT were 53°F colder than Saturday at 6 PM CT This is unbelievable "climate whiplash" in Iowa.

@rooosterx No chili.

Took myself on a solo movie date to see Project Hail Mary and grabbed some double dogs afterwards. Any problems?

@skoltay 30 minutes??

6 hours to smoke them and 30 minutes to eat them 😂

@TheEXECUTlONER_ @1mZerOCool That’s nothing. When it got uncomfortable we dove under it though.

Go on a cruise they said. It will be fun they said. 😳 I’ve never been on a cruise and when I see stuff like this I don’t ever want to go on a cruise. How many cruises have you been on and anyone planning on one soon? I’ll stay on dry land. 😂

@217Showers Bridge takeover!!!!

in the unlikely event that an elite eight between iowa and illinois occurs everyone meet at the quad cities like an hour before tip and we can throw stuff at each other over the river

@BuzzPatterson Footprint of Freedem

For those who don’t know, Diego Garcia is an essential RAF / US base in the Indian Ocean. Virtually every bomber, tanker, and most airlift crews have frequented it. It’s literally in the middle of nowhere but it’s an aircrew paradise with skunked beers for sale for 50 cents! 🤣

@BuzzPatterson @Maga4Justice Oops!

LaGuardia right now. And LaGuardia is effed up on a good day.

@HawkeyeInsano @amandacvance @pancheros Please don’t do this in Davenport.

I will shove a @pancheros burrito up my ass pipeline if Iowa wins tonight

@viveespo But a meatball sub…

ignore the thoughts of how good the binge will taste. think about... the gross full and dirty feeling in your stomach and chest, the regret, the scale the next morning, and how pointless it is to waste time gaining fat you'll need to lose

@TheGrayRider Absurd??

Hakeem Jeffries says that ICE agents will kill travelers at the airports. Surely he doesn't really believe that. They're doubling down on the absurd. Again.

@BLackgold_5 U2

Guess the aircraft?

@EndWokeness @rduck213 My goodness. Taking lessons from Cacklin’ K apparently.

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@imlucybell AI. Both.

@USN_Submariner That is so hard to watch, but the tugs diesel looks to be running the entire time.

40 years ago today: a collision occurred between USS Georgia (SSBN-729) & harbor tug USS Secota (YTM-415). The entire incident caught on video, which every submariner since has watched as part of lessons learned training, the unfortunate comment about the mail becoming infamous. Georgia had just completed a personnel transfer approximately 3nm south of Midway when USS Secota lost power. The powerless 100-foot tug became entangled with the boomer's stern plane while the boat's screw was still turning, causing the tug to quickly flood & sink. While ten crewmen were rescued, two tragically lost their lives. USS Georgia suffered only minor damage to its stern plane & returned to port for repairs.

@LuckyMcGee Montana

Finally found what I’ve been looking for. 😏

@Oceanbreeze473 Dropped my just filled Yeti.

Ever hit and break your toe? Docs says take two Tylenol and good luck. Fcking coffee table. 👀

@LauraLoomer Laura, I hope one day you learn for yourself.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@patriot_savvy Don’t forget the taste and smell of chlorine.

Kids today carrying 40oz Stanley cups like they’re crossing the Sahara. We had one six-second sip from a rusty school water fountain and went right back to dodgeball, fighting for our lives. The good ole days! 🇺🇸

@cat_barnes30 41 here.

After church today, I came straight home and changed. Spent the next 3 hours riding around in the jeep with the top off. Came home and mowed the lawn. Sat outside for a little longer just chilling. Came in took a long bath where I noticed I got a LOT of sun today. Now that I'm relaxing in the air-conditioned house...I'm sleepy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Give me a little while, I'll shake it off.

@Katyaonok How come we can’t have both??

Blonde or brunette ?