Toxic Avenger

@urbanSpaceXman @MartinSLewis No. That's ridiculous.

@MartinSLewis So is it discriminating to not accept cash?

Some asking me "isn't it illegal for places not to accept cash?". No it isn't. This is a common confusion because of a mis-undertanding over what 'legal tender' means. Legal tender simply means what can't be refused as payment in a court ordered debt. It doesn't impact day-to-day life. There are no rules on what payments type firms have to accept as long as they are not discriminating.

@AlanBauthor @MartinSLewis But for the business, if they take cash then they have to manage that cash. They will have to take it to a bank or have the money be delivered to the bank. It might be they don't have time to pay the cash in and it builds up into a security risk.

@MartinSLewis Also true of £50 notes.

@realpeteyb123 My friend was at the event and she said this annoying asshole told her she was a fucking idiot and a murderer. So just to get rid of him, she pretended she was changing her vote.

Got stuck at a networking event with a conservative woman that was voting for Kamala. You? Out of all people? I said why? Embarrassed she said for women’s rights. I asked her husband, and he sheepishly said Kamala. Remaining calm, I took the time to explain the abortion laws and explain it’s not what she has heard. She said she didn’t know all of this, and will research and change her vote for Trump if I was right. Husband fist bumped me and whispered thank you. Winning.

@ScottByrne81 @louistheroux @Trevornoah @SpotifyUK Sorry can you explain to me?

@louistheroux @Trevornoah @SpotifyUK Friends with Bill Gates is all Ineed to know. 👀

It was a huge pleasure hosting comedian and writer Trevor Noah on the podcast. His time at the Daily Show, his tumultuous upbringing, the bizarre social engineering experiment that was the apartheid regime, his friendship with Bill Gates, and his love of the 70s/80s British sitcom Mind Your Language - all discussed. Watch now on Spotify!

@UmbralShadows @louistheroux @Trevornoah @SpotifyUK What's wrong with Bill Gates?

@louistheroux @Trevornoah @SpotifyUK Friends with Bill Gates... Yikes, not something I would boast about.

As someone who loves cars! I find this one hilarious! Please don't break my car Sauron D:

@NoSaudiToon It's really not one of the bloodiest. It's not great but don't be stupid.

When will penny drop with some fellow #NUFC fans who push this ridiculous, "everyone is against us/jealous" defence of the indefensible. It's about our club being owned by one of the bloodiest dictatorships on the planet & the threat nation state ownership of clubs poses to ⚽

@OwenJones84 Have a day off mate. You've shat yourself and need to change your pants.

To all of you who helped normalise attacking hospitals: this, and everything that happens to this hospital is, in part, on you.

@ImTooRdiculous1 @Aja02537920 But there is far more that unites them than divides them.

@Tintern_Film @Aja02537920 Really listen to her poem again. There are real differences between the lesbian-and-gay-community and the TRA.

On this #TransAwarenessWeek I would like to make you aware of the fact that the LGB and the T have nothing to do with each other. One is sexuality and the other is identity. LGBs wanna be treated like eveyone else. Ts wanna be treated like somebody else. We are not the same, we are not siblings. #LGBWithoutTheT

@MolinesPinto @Cadmarch You seem to be under the influence of various toxins and bitterness. Be toxic elsewhere or work on yourself.

@Tintern_Film @Cadmarch Because you appear to be under the influence....its the only explanation

When asked whether Hamas should remain in power in Gaza, Corbyn told Morgan that “it’s not for us to decide”. Seems fair. So how come Israel’s defence policy is?

@MolinesPinto @Cadmarch Wtf was the point of this?

@Tintern_Film @Cadmarch Even by my standards, it's a bit early to be hitting the sauce

@AdolphusSpriggs @Cadmarch What is all this harassment about? I'm against terrorism and apparently that's wrong. Give your head a wobble.

@Tintern_Film @Cadmarch

Oh no I’m being Morgan’d

@Cadmarch @timmycb5 I did it parse it. Perfectly.

@Tintern_Film @timmycb5 You’re implying support for a terrorist organisation because you can’t parse a tweet, I’m not sure you’re in a position to talk about nuance

@ScarredForLife2 I've noticed there's still a lot of love for Garth Marenghi. He lives on in Youtube.

NEW EPISODE! Buckle up, pilgrim - this week the wonderful Matthew Holness joins us to talk about Garth Marenghi, writing for television, his love of pulp horror, and reveals three things which scarred him for life as a child... Listen: pod.link/1706291698