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@darrengrimes That will when the Conservative Party, which you supported, over saw societal decline over the last decade and a half. Own it you little gimp.

@WhiteHouse What, and I mean this precisely, the utter titty fucking Christ is this shit?

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.

@darrengrimes I cannot wait until you come face to face with your monitoring officer at your first committee meeting. For the first time in your life, you’re going to come up against a serious professional, and you’re going to get your arse handed to you.

@RealDonKeith This aged like fine milk.

For all of my British friends, don’t be discouraged by any of President Trump’s display with Keir Starmer yesterday. He is a master of diplomacy and will always treat guests and foreign dignitaries with class and hospitality in public because that’s the kind of man he is. The real action and negotiations happen behind the scenes.

@WhiteHouse @VP

“Have you said thank you once?” –@VP JD Vance

@AnnelieseDodds “I think it’s imperative to have a united cabinet as you head so Washington, which is why I’m choosing this exact moment, when you have just played a blinder, to undermine you.” Good riddance.

It is with sadness that I have had to tender my resignation as Minister for International Development and for Women and Equalities. While I disagree with the ODA decision, I continue to support the government and its determination to deliver the change our country needs.

Why are #Newsnight using an AI instead of a human. Weird.

@SkewSmug Let’s say a prayer for his beak dealer. He’ll be bankrupt before ickle Tommy gets released.

Tommy Robinson would like to thank all his heavy browed arse limpets for giving so generously to his legal fees so he can prove his innocence, as he starts his costly and lengthy defence by *checks notes* pleading guilty.

@carrzee @owenjonesjourno What does that even mean?

@owenjonesjourno People who seek rents off assets are not working people. They are middlemen. Middlemen should pay higher taxes … esp where they add questionable value

oh fuck off

@owenjonesjourno Ah, the middle aged, teenaged a-level politics student tweets again.

@TRobinsonNewEra Get fucked you grifting little fascist cunt. Enjoy the showers.

ADMIN POST - IMPORTANT UPDATE Tommy has been remanded into prison for a breach of the terrorism act - because he refused to give police the code to gain access into his phone. It is worth noting that Tommy held information of child rape victims on his phone, which he told the police at the time, and as they are 'confidential journalistic sources' they had no right to snoop or gain information about them. Tommy has a duty of care to ALL of his sources, as does any other journalist.

@Gavin_mc_coy @HenryJackson87 What an exceptionally mature and considered post. Clearly a man educated to the highest level.

Arsenal fans have officially become completely unhinged. Arteta's turned the club into a cult!

@HenryJackson87 And his come VAR were happy that this was a yellow? Again, consistency. That’s all anyone wants x.com/AFCAMDEN/statu…

@HenryJackson87 Don’t be a melt. All they want is consistency. Rice second yellow for nudging a MOVING ball 6 inches vs a Brighton (?) player hoofing it the full length of the pitch once it was out of play goes unpunished.

@SarahAndCo3 Wait, you don’t actually think someone could pay an advisor £5k and avoid IHT do you? Clueless 🤣🤣🤡

All these people moaning about a possible Inheritance Tax rise are probably not liable anyway! Only 4% of people pay it so are they defending the rich? If you're rich enough to pay Inheritance Tax then you're rich enough to hire an advisor to help you avoid it.

@crathanael @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees Brilliant scenario you’ve built there. Keeper up for a corner but defenders back 🤡

@timmycb5 @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees Put the defenders back a couple of yards then.

No, the referee made the correct call after the VAR review to send off Saliba after taking down Evanilson, last man and had a clear run towards goal. For anyone questioning an "offside", Trossard played the ball in this scenario

@crathanael @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees No, because of the other considerations, which include the “position and number defenders”. Half way line with 2 defenders tracking back is not “obvious” IMO.

@timmycb5 @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees So after a corner kick in which one team sends their keeper up, the ball bounces around and comes to the other teams player just on their halfway line. The player is just about to take a touch into the opponents half, with the goalie running behind, and is pulled back. Dogso?

@crathanael @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees Under Law 12, when considering DOGSO, the first thing to consider is “distance between the offence and the goal”. There is no law which dictates the precise distance, but all of the guidance is further than the halfway line.

@timmycb5 @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees Point to where that’s written in the laws of the game? I’m pretty sure there aren’t any qualifiers in the rule. You could easily come up with a scenario in which a much more obvious dogso could happen at the half way line

@Socket1Sophie IHT is, at its core, a reductive tax. Yes it currently sits at 4% of the country, but is forecast to affect a far greater portion soon. It will largely impact people in the south east, and will ultimately lead to people moving away from where they grew up.

Inheritance tax affects around the top 4% of the wealthiest of the population. Don’t let the right wing gaslight you into thinking the government will take 40% of your Granny’s bungalow sale when she pegs it.

@crathanael @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees There is a zone in which DOGSO applies. Outside of that zone, it does not. The halfway line is not in the DOGSO zone.

@timmycb5 @paradox303_ @PoorEPLreferees It’s not about that though in this case because the ball isn’t at the halfway line it’s behind the defenders and closest to evanilson