🦷 The Smile Investor 🦷

2026 Investment Goals: 1) Invest $1,000/week in to $VGT and $VOO 2) Invest $250/week in to $SMH and $VB 3) Invest $100/week in to $XLE 4) Purchase minimum of $5/day of $BTC 5) Max out Roth IRA & 401K That’s it. That simple. * Of course there are other positions I hold, like $AMZN $GOOGL $META $AVGO $HOOD $SOFI $TSLA $MSFT $NVDA $CRWD, that if a dip is given I’ll willingly add to, but I can’t control if those situations arise.

@UNCBarstool Unpopular opinion- We were better with Jarin on the bench

I knew when I saw Jarin guarding him it was going to be an issue

@Mr_Derivatives Sounds like some shopping needs to take place

$META is trading back to the same levels as Oct 2024. $AMZN is trading back to the same levels as Nov 2024. $AAPL is trading back to the same levels as Dec 2024. $MSFT is trading back to the same levels as Jan 2024. $TSLA is trading back to the same levels as Nov 2021. 😵‍💫

@sircalebhammer Common sense and having your life together are the top two leading points to calling someone a right-winged neofascist Nazi now

Wait. Since when is recognizing that South Korea’s population declines being bad is considered right wing? It’s not shaming her for not having kids. its infantilization of 23 YO while all stats around sex & dating in that age range are horrendous. That shouldn’t be “right wing”

@KeepingItHeel What a tone deaf idiotic set of responses

If you thought you reached an all-time level of frustration following UNC's loss to VCU, just wait until you hear what Hubert Davis had to say after the game... It will take your frustration to a whole new level. ⬇️

@SparkingFIRENC @MarketPalmer_ In dental school we had one, one hour class. That’s all. Frankly doctors think they are smarter than everyone else for the most part and because so underperform in an area like investing when it’s not an area of expertise.

@MarketPalmer_ None of those years of schooling had a single personal finance class?

Recently learned that 25% of 60-year old doctors have a net worth below $1 million. How…?

@BreidenFehoko Neither will be the #1 on a championship team in the NBA

AJ Dybantsa is what they think Darryn Peterson is.

@BitcoinTeacher_ Once you realize this the weight will fall off

FITNESS HOT TAKE Liquids calories are the main reason the majority of people are over weight. Juices, sodas, alcohol, sauces…. Leave them in the past.

Share to make a UNC fan more mad

@InsideCarolina Then maybe he should learn how to coach and manage a close game.

"I really wanted this group and these kids to experience more." See everything Hubert Davis said after North Carolina's loss to VCU in the NCAA Tournament. Watch and Read: on3.com/teams/north-ca…

@SportsCenter Needs to drop 84

ANOTHER LUKA 50-BALL‼️ LUKA HAS DROPPED 50 TWICE IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS 🤯

@rawsalerts A little preoccupied right now

🚨#BREAKING: Denmark has reportedly prepared a contingency plan to blow up and destroy key runways in Greenland if the United States ever attempted an invasion

@KeepingItHeel Even the players expect this to happen. That should be enough to mandate a change.

Tyler Hansbrough's postgame reaction to UNC's latest meltdown tells you everything you need to know about the current state of the program. 👀 ⬇️

@SportsCenter Every single person on the coaching staff must go. If they don’t, fire the AD.

11-SEED VCU COMPLETES ITS LARGEST COMEBACK IN THE LAST 15 YEARS AGAINST 6-SEED UNC 😱

The VCU comeback is the SIXTH LARGEST in NCAA Tournmanet history!! 🤯

Two of the worst collapses by the North Carolina Tar Heels in the NCAA Tournament have come under Hubert Davis. 2022 National Title game vs. Kansas 2026 Round of 64 vs. VCU It’s time for a change. He’s nothing more than a glorified Matt Doherty.

@TheStockSurgeon I disliked the hire from the beginning but his title game run Year 1 prolonged his career.

@TinyToothDDS losing to a 13 seed in the first round after a final four run four years ago is the kind of inconsistency that ends coaching tenures

@Polymarket ABC either knew about it and chose to ignore it or did a terrible job screening its candidate. Either way, ABC should just take the L and move on.

JUST IN: ABC will reportedly lose tens of millions of dollars if they can't find a way to "salvage" the Bachelorette.

@mattvanswol Gotta cover all that fraud

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED that I work 10+ hour days just to have 30% of EVERY DIME I MAKE sent straight to fake Somali daycares, fake hospices, massive fraud and illegals… …only to pay MORE TAXES on cars, house, insurance for them, groceries Can’t yall SPEND LESS MONEY????!!!!

@espn So spending big money on recruits doesn’t actually guarantee success?

AJ DYBANTSA'S 35 PTS WEREN'T ENOUGH TO BEAT TEXAS 😲 The Longhorns advance to the second round 😤

@CBKReport Proof spending big dollars to get the top recruits doesn’t necessarily work

AJ Dybantsa in March Madness: 40 MIN 35 PTS 10 REB Still not enough to beat Texas.