Michael Hatfield

Kimmel. Colbert. Lawsuits against the NYT, WSJ, 60 Minutes. Blocking AP's access to the White House. Handpicking reporters for the White House press pool. In every country where human rights are under assault, the first target is always the truth. And that starts with silencing the press. History has shown us where this road leads. We need every American to speak out. Right now. A free press is not the enemy of the people. It is the voice of the people.

Wait….whaaaaattttt???

@kbmorne @Angry_Staffer Both.

We know that’s a lie. We’ve literally seen them leaked before

Yeah, this is a highly unusual all-hands-on-deck meeting that wouldn’t be happening if Alaska was productive. 5 European leaders, the head of NATO and the head of the EU don’t just drop everything and fly to DC.

GOP: the second amendment protects us from tyranny Also GOP: YAY! Federal troops are being sent to control DC! GOP: we support the free market! Also GOP: it’s fine that NVIDIA and AMD are being illegally forced to pay 15% to the government to sell their products in China.

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far: A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

@krassenstein When Biden fell going up the stairs of Air Force One MAGA didn’t hesitate to call for the invocation of the 25th Amendment against him, where’s MAGA now?

8647. 25th amendment him now. Get him out. He’s senile.

That would be awful. Don’t share this.

Trump is LYING about other countries' tariffs -- by as much as 3-10x Literally ZERO countries in the world have tariffs as high as Trump is claiming.

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

@JaiShreeRam90 @JoJoFromJerz It's his problem now.

@JoJoFromJerz I have a bunch of photos of signs just like this from the past few years. The egg shortages have absolutely nothing to do Trump. The sudden uptick in bird flu, shortages, & mass cullings occurred under Biden's watch.

Dear price of eggs Trump voters, Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s a shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down. Bravo.

Hold the fuck on — Donald Trump spent 4 years saying “infrastructure week” was coming and it never came, and then Joe Biden actually got it done, and then Trump got back into office and immediately paused spending on… wait for it… INFRASTRUCTURE! Are you fucking kidding me?!

Jared Kushner’s father paid a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, secretly recorded it, and then showed the video to his own sister for revenge & intimidation. He got caught. He admitted it. He got convicted. Trump pardoned him. And today he made him our next Ambassador to France. The worst people on the planet are being placed in positions of tremendous influence and power. And it’s fucking disgusting.

They decided President Biden called them garbage and now they're literally dressed as garbage. I'm relieved they didn't think he called them terrorists. Otherwise they'd be doing stuff like destroying ballots, storming the Capitol and assaulting our police officers.

TRUMP MELTS DOWN ON STAGE AS RALLY GOES WRONG FOR HIM: Donald Trump keeps canceling campaign events as his babysitters try to figure out how to work around his rapidly worsening dementia symptoms. But he did go through with a rally in Detroit tonight. It was poorly attended, judging by all the empty seats. The people who did show up are probably wishing they hadn't. At one point Trump's mic briefly went out, which led him to begin shuffling aimlessly around the stage in circles, with no idea what to do with himself. Then once his mic was fixed, he had an angry meltdown about it, at one point ranting "I won't pay the bill for this stupid company that rented us this crap!" Well okay then. Donald Trump is melting before our eyes. Between how poorly this rally was attended, and how flustered Trump got at the slightest problem, you have to wonder if his babysitters will start canceling his scheduled rallies going forward. Donate now: paypal.com/donate/?hosted…

Trump is going to go ballistic. Look at what Kamala Harris’ campaign just posted on Trump’s social media platform.

And this is your guy, huh? Thank you Seth Meyers