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@torpedo_guido @BuffaloBills @SNFonNBC @HighmarkStadm If you live somewhere that it snows, you shovel snow. It's not that crazy.

@BuffaloBills @SNFonNBC @HighmarkStadm humans are idiots who will do ANYTHING for a stupid ball game?

.@SNFonNBC prep. Shoutout to our snow removal crews for getting @HighmarkStadm ready for tomorrow night! #SFvsBUF #BillsMafia

@PNWsteelr @NFL They should have gone for 2 rather than leaving it up to the coin toss. It was their own fault they lost.

@NFL Imagine not getting a chance to answer thanks to a cointoss. Adopt the ncaa ot.

All love between Mahomes + Mayfield

@SouthernCharmSp Take away the risk, pay them 40k a year. Grown men making good money to play a game children play for fun, and they still cry about it. These pro athletes make bank because of the risk, right? If they can't handle the risk, why should they make so much money?

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@dane_hidden @akafacehots Felons can vote

@akafacehots They say things like this, not realizing that as a known p3do they will be a convicted felon and not able to vote. 🤣.

This is just who they are.

@MagnusonJana @chingers4 @av8r992 @seanstlaurent @MamieWhiteesq @PeriodicBrewer @TheSGTJoker @usairforce He literally is

@chingers4 @BanjoAtheist @av8r992 @seanstlaurent @MamieWhiteesq @PeriodicBrewer @TheSGTJoker @usairforce We will remember this next time there is a military soldier standing behind Biden, but of course Biden IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND NOT A CON MAN, TRAITOR, AND DOMESTIC TERRORIST.

Dear @usairforce, What’s your General doing dressed in uniform at a Trump campaign event? Or did Donald find another Stolen Valor schmuck to play dress-up? Last I checked LARPing for a candidate in uniform is not permitted. Figure a General would know that.

@MarkHamill I dunno, he did pretty good considering he had to deal with the left throwing a temper tantrum for the entire 4 years he was in office and the entire 4 years still after he was out of office, because they weren't able to accept him as president. The true downfall of democracy.

Understatement of the century.

@jterry58 @johnbind2 @stclairashley It takes a real fool to still be blind to the fact they have nothing real against him. I feel bad for the ignorant people that actually believe he is going to prison. After all the failed attempts to stick something to him over the past 8 years, you really still don't see it?

@johnbind2 @stclairashley No I think the prison sentence he’s facing in Georgia is what’s going to stop trump. This was just an appetizer.

Totally normal behavior for an Attorney General

@prairie5219 @trey_nc @AhmedBaba_ At least that's what the looney left try to make it seem like.... meanwhile everything they try to throw at it ends up being just more lies. Further proving his followers right. Good job left.

@trey_nc @AhmedBaba_ Trump commits a felony every 50 seconds.

Trump was literally sued by the DOJ for housing discrimination against Black people in 1973

@SspenddVoicings @BigManDudeBro @thestonedterf @petamocto @Shanemgillis I mean, it makes complete sense that it would be about the mob that got him fired over some nonsense.... but whatever makes you feel better

@BigManDudeBro @thestonedterf @petamocto @Shanemgillis I’m too lazy to listen to the thing to see which context it’s in, but that makes a whole helluva lot more sense than that nebulous bs about a “cancel culture crowd” or w/e tf those twats have spent the whole of the last decade crying about

Aside from the fact that he’s hilarious, this is why Shane Gillis is so great. This is a clip of him reflecting on his cancellation after being fired from SNL. “Throughout this whole thing, there’s been times where I’m like “am I wrong? Am I fucked up? Am I wrong about this?” and then I remember that the other side has never had that thought. They’ve never sat back and been like “maybe I’m wrong about this.” So that’s reassuring, knowing that at least I question myself nonstop. I know the other side doesn’t do that.”

@NotSoS3CR3T @MarcusMaxxon @WalterIsaacson Meetings are better in person. As an owner you need to be present and see how things really are. The only people that think zoom meetings are better are lazy employees that don't want to put in the effort.

@MarcusMaxxon @WalterIsaacson We flights a lot for fun and lots work related meetings can be zoom calls.

In 2020, Musk decided to sell his five grand houses and to have as his primary residence this spartan two-bedroom house in Boca Chica, TX, where we would meet and he would sit at this wood table and make phone calls. In my forthcoming bio, amazon.com/Elon-Musk-Walt…, I explain why.

@RealSkipBayless This guy clearly never cleans up after himself. I have never seen someone struggle so much using a trash can.

I am DONE with these gutless, heartless, playoff frauds. twitter.com/undisputed/sta…

@BenLTaylor2305 @Andrew_Russell7 @BrettChiefsSzn Did you even watch the game? Even the announcers were saying there shouldn't be a flag for that

@Andrew_Russell7 @BrettChiefsSzn Ball wasn't in the air?? You that dumb? It's a penalty either way, learn the rules. Ball in the air, it's pass inference. Ball not in the air, illegal contact. Either way it's a penalty!!!!!! And an automatic first down. Learn the rules or pick a new sport

Lmao a late flag in favor of the chiefs?!

@2cobsofcorn @MJL1212 @bidsburg @TheKaylaKnapp @BigAlsburner1 NPC comment

@MJL1212 @bidsburg @TheKaylaKnapp @BigAlsburner1 This is so silly dude, be better 😭 yk they didn’t show her after every score. And the caps make you seem genuinely angry about *checks notes* seeing a woman

if you think Jason Kelce going bonkers at a football game is cool, but are annoyed by Taylor Swift cheering, you might just hate women

@WizardStation69 @TaraBull808 @elonmusk You don't get to decide that. If people are offended by the word cis then don't use it. It's pretty simple.

@TaraBull808 @elonmusk Cis literally just means the opposite of trans. The prefixes are antonyms. Trans means on opposite sides. Cis means on the same side. Cis isn't a slur anymore than trans is.

Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it.

@VABVOX @elonmusk Bigot

@elonmusk Cis(gender) describes a person whose gender identity corresponds to their sex assigned at birth. It is the opposite of trans(gender). It has zero to do with sexual orientation and thus is neither "heterophobic" nor homophobic. Please learn how to Google.

@stefakitty_ Well shoot, call me Taylor Swift 'cause I say see ya later to people all the time

My friend’s friend works for the Dolphins and sent me this vid. It’s like she’s saying see you later to me 🫠

@jimmykimmel Thanks to the Barbara Streisand effect, now everyone knows Jimmy is a pe do

Dear Aasshole: for the record, I’ve not met, flown with, visited, or had any contact whatsoever with Epstein, nor will you find my name on any “list” other than the clearly-phony nonsense that soft-brained wackos like yourself can’t seem to distinguish from reality. Your reckless words put my family in danger. Keep it up and we will debate the facts further in court. @AaronRodgers12

@whoisthat790466 @ClassicBeamer @feelsdesperate @jimmykimmel I've gotten covid every year and had barely any symptoms. I'm so glad I didn't vaccinated. I dont have to worry about cardiac arrest at a young age. I feel for everyone that was forced or tricked into getting it. I pray for those that the vaccine has hurt. It's sickening.

@ClassicBeamer @feelsdesperate @jimmykimmel I saw the million unvaccinated people in the states dying of covid. I had covid before the vaccines were out, I spent 12 days in hospital to tired to go to the bathroom on my own. Low oxygen that took 12 days to bring it back to normal. Covid is nasty. Get vaccinated.

@Le__Joo @feelsdesperate @jimmykimmel Well, why would the vaccinated need the beds if the vaccine worked? 😂😂🤡🤡

@feelsdesperate @jimmykimmel What’s wrong with rationing limited healthcare services to only those people who actually believe they were sick? I mean it’s not like the unvaccinated thought Covid was real, let alone dangerous, let alone worth doing anything to prevent or treat?

@watershipknl @LizCrokin @jimmykimmel What does this have to do with trump? Why is that always you people's go to as if trump being bad somehow makes these other disgusting people less bad.

@LizCrokin @jimmykimmel Where is your outrage towards Trump and Epstein raping young girls?