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In fairness Rosenior said he was ageing men - I've aged a decade this last fortnight.

The brass neck on these people. "We demand the very best" in a programme that has Liam Delap's name in the squad list is just absolutely incredible.

Does Joe Shields know he's a massive parasite? Or do you reckon he genuinely thinks he's doing a good job?

@seseacht_ Plus even winning that wasn't some incredible campaign, some dark dark days in that tournament against real shit teams.

@ToadCfc And one of the two trophies that have people talking like this is the conference league lol

Maresca's record in English domestic cups: Wins: Barrow, Burton, Tranmere, Lincoln, Wolves, Cardiff, Milwall, Birmingham, Bournemouth, Morecambe Losses: Newcastle, Liverpool, Chelsea, Brighton Literally lost every game against a big side

Never even managed a knockout tie in the UCL. Would kill it in the Papa John's trophy I'll give him that.

This league is so corrupt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AbsoluteChelsea @JacobsBen Get this bald loser off my timeline

Enzo Maresca did not leave #Chelsea knowing that the job at Man City would be his. He didn't have the job lined up until the March international break. [via @JacobsBen]

The funniest thing is the referee stood right there like nothing has just happened five yards in front of him

This is simply absurd.

"Two very close games with Liverpool and City" Have a day off

Why exactly is McFarlane staying? Also, Ben Roberts? Seriously? 🫩

Thank you Instagram, this is EXACTLY what I wanted to see the Monday morning after a cup final defeat.

@indykaila @WestHam

Open letter to the @WestHam owners: You’ve killed the soul of West Ham. Loyal fans, who’ve bled claret and blue for decades, are now filled with resentment 🤬 This club was built on working-class values, a community that stood together. But now? It feels like a circus 🎪, with clowns 🤡 running the show. Relegation is looming, and yet matchday tickets soar to £130. How can you expect fans to keep supporting a club that seems to have lost its way? Future fans are turning their backs, and can you blame them? The club is dying ⚰️ right before their eyes, and it’s heartbreaking 💔. The owners don’t care, the players don’t care, but the fans? Are the ones carrying this club on their backs, once again. It’s time to wake up and remember what West Ham truly stands for.

@LeftieStats Embarrassing

🚨 An urgent plea to Green members... 👇👇 Don't fall for Burnham's last-minute pledges. We've been here before with Starmer. He is not the answer. We must seek Labour's destruction, not its friendship.

"The initial idea, according to one insider, is to be seriously challenging for the Premier League title within three seasons" 7 seasons and nearly £2b spent to take the club from title challengers to... title challengers? Embarrassing ownership

@indykaila @ChelseaFC That's literally not what you said in the tweet below???

As reported below… Xabi Alonso has agreed to become the new manager of @ChelseaFC.

Joe Cole: "The fact that the Xabi Alonso news has dropped now after losing an FA Cup final stinks of a PR move. The club needs to get away from that. It's all over the place at the moment. Fans want honesty." (@footballontnt)

@2true_tv @Nana1010672Nana @yafavefootynerd ?????

@ToadCfc @Nana1010672Nana @yafavefootynerd Stay on ur phone. Long drive.

To everyone who DARED to compare Palmer to sheikh Eden Micheal Hazard let alone say he’s better i wish you nothing but the absolute worst