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@SkyNews It was the worst song I’ve ever heard and I’ve been forced to listen to it everyday on the radio at work. Glad it finished last, load of bollocks anyway

BREAKING: Bulgaria has won the Eurovision song contest 2026 The European country won with a massive 516 points in total. The UK's entry Look Mum No Computer, otherwise known as Sam Battle, finished in last place Live updates: trib.al/kbKLUPr 📺 Sky 501 and YT

@bet365 Stick to darts

@ToffeeTactic KDH not being in keep at all costs is criminal

@DesirableTruth All that just to show off to strangers

How He Stays Fit At 50

@MrMark_James @RossKempsell Not defending the stabber but if he’s got an electric charge from the tazer coursing through his body would have been able to just drop the knife ?

@RossKempsell Is he kicking him in the head?

congratulations to these brave officers for their use of robust policing to take down this terrorist in Golders Green today - let’s show them 100pc support

@Taylor_WHU @WestHam_Central Wouldn’t say he was out of form, 4 goals from his last 3 games

@FPLfrasier If it was down the other end it’s a pen 10/10 times

Last man foul. No attempt to play the ball. Absolutely no attempt. Someone tell me why it’s not a red card and penalty.

@Tungsten_Tales It should have never been allowed in the first place, in any sport. If you have the physical build of a man you get matched against other men, it’s only fair!

😢 A tearful Noa-Lynn Van Leuven has announced her "retirement" after revealing a DRA ruling banning transgender players from women's darts events. "I just got an email, apparently I just got retired. Not by choice but because I am longer allowed to compete, the DRA decided that trans women are no longer allowed in women's events." "With just one decision, I am being told I don't belong anymore. This isn't just about me, it's another huge hit for the trans community." #Darts | Via Noa-Lynn Van Leuven Instagram

@steeler4ever79 Always wonder what happens to the hair that’s still growing underneath

Bro. Just shave your head. Toupee’ look absolutely ridiculous.

I’ll go first… Nish Kumar

@DannyBoySaga @DannyBoy_83 This is the cringiest thing I’ve seen in a while. Embarrassing

Moosh tips running out of dough peeps

@NUFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Full-time.

@DobbyClub06 9) If text kisses were real kisses the world would be an orgy. ??

Peep Show Emoji Quiz 1) 🧦👖✅👖🧦✅🧦👙❌😡🐔 2) 😢😢🤔😢🍾 3) 👬🚐🚐 4) 🐺🏦👢💯🥪👅 5) 🐕😵🍀🍆🍑 6) 💷🐍🛁 7) ❌💉💨🤔👍📻💉🧑‍🎤 8) ❤️🖤🤸‍♂️❤️💛👍 9) ➡️📱💋🫶👦👧👦👧👦👧👦👧 10) 💔❌👍🍆🍑🏝️✈️🔥👩‍🏫👩‍🏫🏢👨‍🏫👨‍🏫👍 🍆🍑👍🗣️✍️👴👊👊🍆💦

@DobbyClub06 8) Red next to black jump the fuck back. Red and yella, cuddly fella

@GriftReport You’re obsessed with this guy. Maybe stop sharing everything he does and he might give it a rest

He gets thrown out of McDonald's by a security guard for waving his hands around like a fanny and saying "6.2" over and over again. Does he not even realise how stupid he looks?

@TheRealJamieKay The guilty peado

Let’s hear them!

@Rainmaker1973 I thought bro was gonna get his paintbrush out. This is just a stencil. If anything it shows how much it’s not worth the £15,000

Ferrari shows why their hand-painted badge option is worth $15,000

@CrimeLdn Grown man btw

A youth in tescos on the checkout saying 62.. The lasted tiktok trend

@BellaBaddie__ Tarqin Oliver Nimrod

Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family ??

@notwooz23 @joshpearson180 Nope..

@joshpearson180 First time you’ve not nabbed a tweet

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